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I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet :azn:
 
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents... and the second half by our children.
 
supporters of self determination have a " don't talk about Poland" attitude when it comes to their country.

-Agnostic_Indian.
 
There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.
 
"One of Best Weapon for winning the GWOT is to give All Human Rights to the peoples"...
 
‘One defiant ‘NO’ can break the silence of fear’.

- Malala Yusufzai
 
The only time "Success" comes before "Work" is in the dictionary.
 
There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again." :disagree:
 
Don't steal, the gov't hates competition...

No one is a virgin, life f**ks everyone...

Say hello to my little friend...

It's time to kick *** and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum...
 
Kindness is the language which a deaf can hear and a blind can see. . . Mark Twain

Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. . . .Mahtama Gandhi
 
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

~Abraham Lincoln
 
"A monster does what a monster does and a mere condemnation of him is a farce."

- Nadeem F. Paracha
 
It's faking snowing....... :cry:
 
“Long live Soviet power, long live the Shariah!”

- 1920's Communist slogan of Central Asia, quoted in The New York Times
 
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. :azn: ~Joe Paterno
 
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