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why hav u stoppd postin quotes here?:unsure:

i promise nw ill not bash ur FIFTY LINERS which u post as ONE LINER:meeting:
 
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@p(-)0ENiX

why hav u stoppd postin quotes here?:unsure:

i promise nw ill not bash ur FIFTY LINERS which u post as ONE LINER:meeting:

Is annoying people one of your standard attempts at starting a conversation? You are great at socializing. :rolleyes: The idea of you bashing me is hilarious, & I don't post one liners regularly either.

Unfortunately, I am too busy to take part in discussions these days. I will talk to you later.
 
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Is annoying people one of your standard attempts at starting a conversation? You are great at socializing. :rolleyes: The idea of you bashing me is hilarious, & I don't post one liners regularly either.

Unfortunately, I am too busy to take part in discussions these days. I will talk to you later.

nah annoyin ppl is my habbit and i use it wen im bored:whistle:

but one thing i got to admit dat ur 50 liners were gud,post it aleast 25 liners,no harm in it:meeting:
 
nah annoyin ppl is my habbit and i use it wen im bored:whistle:

Make some friends or take part in an activity that you enjoy & you won't get bored, neither will you feel the need to annoy others. ;)

but one thing i got to admit dat ur 50 liners were gud,post it aleast 25 liners,no harm in it:meeting:

I don't care about your suggestion, but I am flattered to know that you liked the last couple of quotes I posted. :D

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