One liners :)

[S.M.R]

Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

 

[jamal18]

I went to a wife swapping party last week; I got a fridge.

 

[cheekybird]

Never get into fights with ugly people,they've nothing to loose

 

[S.M.R]

Dont wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

 

[S.M.R]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

 

[mjnaushad]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Of course you can : Gul Khan

 

[HAK]

You know you are getting old when your only thought while watching **** is "Feek me, that bed looks comfy."

 

[kashmirmine]

wow great timing

 

[500]

“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” - Woody Allen

 

[WAQAS119]

Is your dad a terrorist, because you a bomb?

 

[Huda]

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts

 

[farhan_9909]

I agree India will have qualitative/Quantative Edge over Pakistan in military equipments bt they cannot import pilots/soldiers from Israel/Russia

By

FarhaN khaN

 

[Huda]

I hAte oFficers bCz thEy dOn't caRe aBouT thE pRidE oF thEiR UNIFORM [:x]


BY
NOOR-UL-HUDA

 

[Solomon2]

"Power corrupts, but the power of duct tape corrupts absolutely." link

 

[ahsanraza81]

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do.

Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962)