One liners :)

[rangbaaz]

Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena – Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena

 

[booo]

"no one dies a virgin. life fcuks everyone"

 

[rangbaaz]

"no one dies a virgin. life fcuks everyone"

did you forget Sukhi from Rang De Basanti?

 

[TOPGUN]

A friend in need is a friend indeed

 

[TOPGUN]

"no one dies a virgin. life fcuks everyone"

Haha boo i like that one

 

[Hammy007]

When rape is inevitable, Its best to lie back and enjoy it.. Anon

waah waah kia baat kahi waah waah maza aagya

 

[rangbaaz]

A friend in need is a friend indeed

i remember that story of two friends and a bear.

 

[Hammy007]

Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena – Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena

165 posts ke baad bhi fresh hai yeah banda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rangbaaz]

165 posts ke baad bhi fresh hai yeah banda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have recently joined the forum. been 2 days only

 

[TOPGUN]

i have recently joined the forum. been 2 days only

One for all and all for one..

 

[Choppers]

I love You k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k kiran.

-SRK

 

[Choppers]

Bade Bade Deshon Mein Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahtee hain Senorita

-SRK

 

[Novice09]

A friend to all is a friend to none - Aristotle

This one liner reminds me

 

[Novice09]

Chanakya

- A man is great by deeds, not by birth.

- A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

- As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family.

- As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.

- Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.

- Do not reveal what you have thought upon doing, but by wise council keep it secret being determined to carry it into execution.

- Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.

- Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.

- The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

 

[Novice09]

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune. - Chanakya