One liners :)

[Spring Onion]

"If I lend you something....you have to return it with interest....now keep this....muaawhhhhh"

-xebex

we want the intrest written off along with the loan

 

[Hyde]

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't - George Bernard Shaw

 

[KillBill]

"If I lend you something....you have to return it with interest....now keep this....muaawhhhhh"

-xebex

Depends whom you are giving, Someone here might give you a Gucci pair of shoes in interest

 

[Spring Onion]

Depends whom you are giving, Someone here might give you a Gucci pair of shoes in interest

Or a print of beautiful palm with five fingers on the screen

 

[Hyde]

"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

 

[xebex]

"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

Ahem...Ahem....u said not to post funny quotes!!!!

 

[Hyde]

Ahem...Ahem....u said not to post funny quotes!!!!

everybody doing the samething............ so i changed my party brother (now Jana is gonnai call me lota again i know )

 

[Spring Onion]

everybody doing the samething............ so i changed my party brother (now Jana is gonnai call me lota again i know )

And what lota is called in English ??

 

[Hyde]

And what lota is called in English ??

Edited.......... self delete

 

[Hyde]

Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet, give themselves the benefit of the doubt, and remain silent - Napoleon Hill

 

[T-Faz]

"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.” – Robin Williams

 

[graphican]

"This is my 1000th post."

FreekiN

After sayings of Holy Prophet Muhammad SAWW, your one liner is the most truthful of them all.

 

[Wounded Healer]

It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.

 

[Wounded Healer]

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
generally employed only by small children and large nations.

 

[amoverlord]

in d end, it's all d same,
in d end, it's just a game.
-not mine-