Mossad Agent is Captured After Accidentally Asking For “Kosher Option” On Flight to Tehran

[timmy_area51]

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Mossad Operatives are the kind of spooks that are often spoken of only in hushed whispers, feared by those hunted by them. But as it turns out, not all Mossad agents are sweaty, Middle Eastern James Bondses (Bondsi? We’ll get back to you on that.). Like all workplaces, it seems like Mossad employs a few guys that, well, kind of suck. Iranian Media announced early this morning that the regime’s authorities had apprehended an Israeli spy attempting to enter the country due to a Mel Brooksesque slip of the tongue.

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According to several passengers on the Iran Airlines flight, the Mossad agent, who was sporting an “I Ran to Iran and Loved It!” t-shirt and an “Obama is a Muslim” button, sat quietly for most of the flight before being confronted by the flight attendants. According to the man sitting in the next seat, when the spook was asked what he’d like for breakfast, “he asked ‘can I have the kosher option?’ only to turn bright red and sweat profusely.” An Iranian air marshal then whisked away the secret agent at a speed that can only be described as “Martha Stewart making cocaine whipped cream.” The Israeli government has refused to comment on the captured agent, except to say that if the story is reliable, this agent isn’t half the Mossad agent Eric Bana is.

 

[Trango Towers]

Mosad are no better than anyone else....they are just more active.
Look at the fear in india when you just mention isi.
Hell they are even afriad of birds that migrate through pakistan and pigeon well....a couple of our well trained pigeons have been caught when they couldnt help banging a couple of bollywood honeys. Horny little birds

 

[07_SeppDietrich]

https://www.themideastbeast.com/mos...identally-asking-kosher-option-flight-tehran/


Mossad Operatives are the kind of spooks that are often spoken of only in hushed whispers, feared by those hunted by them. But as it turns out, not all Mossad agents are sweaty, Middle Eastern James Bondses (Bondsi? We’ll get back to you on that.). Like all workplaces, it seems like Mossad employs a few guys that, well, kind of suck. Iranian Media announced early this morning that the regime’s authorities had apprehended an Israeli spy attempting to enter the country due to a Mel Brooksesque slip of the tongue.

RELATED: Mossad Unleashes Giant Kraken against Gazan Fishing Ships

According to several passengers on the Iran Airlines flight, the Mossad agent, who was sporting an “I Ran to Iran and Loved It!” t-shirt and an “Obama is a Muslim” button, sat quietly for most of the flight before being confronted by the flight attendants. According to the man sitting in the next seat, when the spook was asked what he’d like for breakfast, “he asked ‘can I have the kosher option?’ only to turn bright red and sweat profusely.” An Iranian air marshal then whisked away the secret agent at a speed that can only be described as “Martha Stewart making cocaine whipped cream.” The Israeli government has refused to comment on the captured agent, except to say that if the story is reliable, this agent isn’t half the Mossad agent Eric Bana is.

Mossad is not so special they are like all people though

 

[Buddhistforlife]

Mosad are no better than anyone else....they are just more active.
Look at the fear in india when you just mention isi.
Hell they are even afriad of birds that migrate through pakistan and pigeon well....a couple of our well trained pigeons have been caught when they couldnt help banging a couple of bollywood honeys. Horny little birds

Israelis and Jews are peaceful and kind hearted people and not like muslims who are always into terrorism.

 

[El Sidd]

Israelis and Jews are peaceful and kind hearted people and not like muslims who are always into terrorism.

please tell this to your uncles wife who is a muslim.

 

[Buddhistforlife]

please tell this to your uncles wife who is a muslim.

My family abandoned my uncle a long time ago because he is muslim now. So we dont talk to him.

please tell this to your uncles wife who is a muslim.

Foolish man changed his religion only because of a woman.

 

[El Sidd]

My family abandoned my uncle a long time ago because he is muslim now. So we dont talk to him.

nice

Foolish man changed his religion only because of a woman.

totally

when is the honor killing taking place?

 

[R Wing]

Mossad is very good. So are a number of other agencies. Generally, those that have had to deal with large / determined adversaries and/or have had to survive in tough neighborhoods develop very effective skills and techniques. "Not witchcraft, but tradecraft!"

Mossad is able to do what it does (stuff that most of the top intel orgs are capable of) because it doesn't fear massive repercussions like sanctions or diplomatic isolation, thanks to unprecedented blanket US support. Add to this the fact that most of Israel's adversaries are less developed countries / older hardware / under sanctions / already watched closely by the CIA & NSA / etc.

This doesn't take away the incredible bravery and skill demonstrated in many Mossad operations. But the myth, as is quite often the case, exceeds reality. The latest book on Mossad's assassination program reveals how an agent got scared and literally ran away during a raid in Lebanon.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

please tell this to your uncles wife who is a muslim.

She exists ... among the likes of slender man and wrong turn mutant cannibals.

 

[El Sidd]

She exists ... among the likea if slender man and wrong turn mutant cannibals.

haha oh come on i cant take it anymore lol

 

[Buddhistforlife]

nice



totally

when is the honor killing taking place?

She exists ... among the likes of slender man and wrong turn mutant cannibals.

Whats wrong in it? You talk like as if a muslim girl can't fall in love with a guy of a different community. I told you my uncle married her and converted to islam and so we don't talk to him anymore.

 

[El Sidd]

Whats wrong in it? You talk like as if a muslim girl can't fall in love with a guy of a different community. I told you my uncle married her and converted to islam and so we don't talk to him anymore.

cute story

 

[Sully3]

I herd Iran had a big population of jews

doesnt mean he is Mossad agent and if he is then he is the dumbest agent ever, must have been trained by the RAW donkeys in India

 

[HannibalBarca]

Whats wrong in it? You talk like as if a muslim girl can't fall in love with a guy of a different community. I told you my uncle married her and converted to islam and so we don't talk to him anymore.

That show us How InTolerant you are... Therefore not better than those Terrorists that you hate so much...

Does this Universal Motto apply to you? "Same Sh*t, Different Name?" aka Mr Hypocrite...

Ps: Your uncle "seems" to be a Great Man... Maybe cutting ties with close minded people wasn't a bad thing after all... All GLory ,Wealth and Health to him

 

[Buddhistforlife]

That show us How InTolerant you are... Therefore not better than those Terrorists that you hate so much...

Does this Universal Motto apply to you? "Same Sh*t, Different Name?" aka Mr Hypocrite...

Ps: Your uncle "seems" to be a Great Man... Maybe cutting ties with close minded people wasn't a bad thing after all... All GLory ,Wealth and Health to him

If any muslim converts to Hinduism/Buddhism will you also not disown him? It is our culture and we cant help if you find radicalism in it.