Kerala Corner

[Indischer]

I'm 5'8 and not an inch more !

Dayyum! That's short man. real short. And it also happens to be my height as well.

 

[Armstrong]

Dayyum! That's short man. real short. And it also happens to be my height as well.

Its alright mate; people are Brown...I'm Short - No ones perfect !

 

[ranjeet]

sachme taau . . budhauti me kacchi kaliyan tod raha hai . . par lutiya doob gayi samjho ab uski bhi

nanga nahayega kya aur nichode ga kya .... bahut besharam aadmi hai woh nahi jane wala kahin.

 

[Indischer]

Its alright mate; people are Brown...I'm Short - No ones perfect !

What about those like me, who're short AND brown?

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

nanga nahayega kya aur nichode ga kya .... bahut besharam aadmi hai woh nahi jane wala kahin.

Mujhe to kabi kabi lagta hai ki wo BJP ka plot hai congress me. . andar se barbaad karne ke liye. . or Fani shankar aiyyer bhi.

Its alright mate; people are Brown...I'm Short - No ones perfect !

Ok mis snow white

 

[ranjeet]

Mujhe to kabi kabi lagta hai ki wo BJP ka plot hai congress me. . andar se barbaad karne ke liye. . or Fani shankar aiyyer bhi.



Ok mis snow white

kaho kuch bhi .. par ek dum tanch maal hai

 

[Armstrong]

What about those like me, who're short AND brown?

My condolences !

Just Kidding !

A Latino Tan is the best skin complexion !

 

[Indischer]

Are, where did my Mallu brothers andsister disappear to? We entered their bastion and drove them out?...Again?.... Typical Aryans.

My condolences !

Just Kidding !

A Latino Tan is the best skin complexion !

All I have right now is a Latino middle-aged Beer belly. My attributes: short, dark, dumb, drunk.

 

[Armstrong]

All I have right now is a Latino middle-aged Beer belly. My attributes: short, dark, dumb, drunk.

If its any consolation - I'd be bald when I hit the 30s because there isn't a man in my family or the extended family that isn't bald or balding !

 

[Indischer]

If its any consolation - I'd be bald when I hit the 30s because there isn't a man in my family or the extended family that isn't bald or balding !

That's one thing that I'm not in danger of contracting anytime soon.My Grandpa is yet to go bald, and my grandma still has jet-black hair, as do I. My only problem is that I have too much hair.

 

[Levina]

What category ?

You're the only midget amongst us !

Phaaaiveee four.
Now thats a decent height for an Indian female,and nobody has ever called me short.

But then again North Indian aunties don't dye their hair and try to look like Barbie Dolls either so you can't be a North Indian !

How did I miss this??

What is your problem with my hair color???
Those are few streaks of orangish brown color.
I paid to get it done
And it will stay for another 1-2years I guess.

kuchh bhi nahi. . election timee pe dry day rehta hai . . malum hai na
?

Nahi malum nahi tha

Sooeeeyyy

Ghanta. . mere 2 kashmiri classmates the OU me . . dono 5'5 se jyada nahi the

True ...most of the Kashmiris I know are also not very tall.

Armstrong will be at least 5'11''. These Kashmiris are cursed not to be shorter than that.

Wrongggggg!!

Its alright mate; people are Brown...I'm Short - No ones perfect !

Yeeeehhhaawwww!!!

 

[Indischer]

Phaaaiveee four.
Now thats a decent height for an Indian female,and nobody has ever called me short.


How did I miss this??

What is your problem with my hair color???
Those are few streaks of orangish brown color.
I paid to get it done
And it will stay for another 1-2years I guess.


Nahi malum nahi tha

Sooeeeyyy


True ...most of the Kashmiris I know are also not very tall.


Wrongggggg!!


Yeeeehhhaawwww!!!

Me waaj kidding sis. Jo pahadiyon me rehte hain, unka height naturally thoda kam rahta hai. Bangalore bhi 1000mtrs above sea level hai na, isiliye mae bhi shaart hoon.

So you're Pi pour? That's shaart too, for a Mallu gurrl.

 

[Levina]

So you're Pi pour? That's shaart too, for a Mallu gurrl.

Not short ...average would be the right word.
5'4" is decent height for Indian females, i would wear my heels and I would look taller than you and @Armstrong

 

[Indischer]

Not short ...average would be the right word.
5'4" is decent height for Indian females, i would wear my heels and I would look taller than you and @Armstrong

Wait till I wear my Woodlands.

Yup, average is more like it. After all, I hide behind the same word too.

 

[Levina]

Wait till I wear my Woodlands.

Wait till I wear my boots.

Yup, average is more like it. After all, I hide behind the same word too.

For a south Indian 5'8" is phaaainnnee so dont worry you'll still get a gal