Kamran Akmal Jokes

[greatsequence]

What do Michael Jackson and Kamran Akmal have in common?

They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman. Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal

chehray pay to phitkar thi hi waisay
gloves mein bhi hole nikla
apnay khatmal ko samjhay they khilari
woh to taylor ka darzi nikla

Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:

‘caught Akmal’

Kamran Akmal’s take on wicket keeping – making sure the batsman keeps his wicket for as long as possible

Kamran Akmal’s favourite pickup line – can I drop you anywhere?

 

[Secret Service]

Kamran akmal sleeps but his teeth keep laughing ,...

 

[greatsequence]

A few more


Kamran Akmal is such a bad wicket keeper, he can't even catch a flu. Not
even if he stood naked in sub zero temperatures in Siberia!

What do Kamran Akmal and Michael Jackson have in common? Both wear gloves
for no apparent reason.

In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!

Kamran Akmal is every robber's dream, because he will never be able to
catch them.

Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match?
Because he failed to catch the bus!

Maybe Kamran Akmal would have been a better wicket keeper if his hands were
as big as his teeth.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind Ross Taylor, there is
Kamran Akmal.

Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the
most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him.

What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through
easily.

Its time to drop Kamran Akmal, just so he knows how the ball feels.

If Kamran Akmal was a South American footballer, his mistakes would have
cost him his life by now.

It's Ross Taylor's birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq
the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them.

Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be
required to use his hands to catch the ball.

Why do parents trust their daughters with Kamran Akmal? Because they know
he will always drop them home.

Ever wondered how the third best wicket keeper in the Akmal family is the
first choice wicket keeper in the country?

If a movie were to be made starring Kamran Akmal, it title would be "The
one who dropped the ball".

What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping!
Because he's always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches
him.

And to conclude...

Naara-e-Awam da... Zardari to baad, Kamran Akmal haraam da!

 

[Skies]

In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind Ross Taylor, there is
Kamran Akmal.

 

[Last Hope]

Have some shame!


Cant a person drop catches because he was nervous?
Cant a person have a bad day?
Is he not, but a human?
Is he perfect?

Now stop this immatureity and I request Mods to delete this stupid thread.

 

[Markus]

Oh man, they are hilarious.

Poor wicket keeper, he's gone for life.

 

[Zeeshan360]

I am sharing these jokes with my frnds

 

[SurvivoR]

@Last hope... there should be no shame for the shameless bastard that Kamran Akmal is... He is a sattay baaz and I don't know but he got some really powerful backing in the PCB... Maybe the Underworld Mafia or something but Pakistan cricket hasn't seen a worse player than this loser.

 

[Zeeshan360]

@Last hope
Dropping 2 catches in a same over of Ross Taylor .
And then Taylor goes on to make 130

 

[Markus]

I agree, ppl have cursed him enough.

Its time to give him rest. He is a good player, he just had one bad day.

Best way out is to drop him for the remaining matches and bring him back for a series after the world cup.

He will be tense and will be under tremendous pressure and if he messes up again then he might just loose his life!

 

[Spring Onion]

Yar 19 March to kisi Australian cricket player ki birthday tau nahi ha zara pata kar ka batana: From Kamran Akmal

 

[EagleEyes]

The best one is in my signature.

 

[Markus]

Yar 19 March to kisi Australian cricket player ki birthday tau nahi ha zara pata kar ka batana: From Kamran Akmal

 

[EagleEyes]

Behind every successful batsman there is Kamran Akmal

 

[Last Hope]

@Last hope... there should be no shame for the shameless bastard that Kamran Akmal is... He is a sattay baaz and I don't know but he got some really powerful backing in the PCB... Maybe the Underworld Mafia or something but Pakistan cricket hasn't seen a worse player than this loser.

This shows your immaturity.
If there are people like you,
then its obvious why he was nervous after dropping the first catch.

@Last hope
Dropping 2 catches in a same over of Ross Taylor .
And then Taylor goes on to make 130

You mean to say he got it fixed?
Cant someone have a bad day?
I was watching a match on Ten Sports, maybe of 2004-05.

In the match, on Zaheer Khan's Over, there were 2 catches dropped by the keeper and one by slip.
What do you have got to say now?
and the keeper dropped 2 consecutive catches and after a ball, the slip had it done.
Was that match fixed too?
Were they what I have bolded?

This is showing immaturity of people,
who havent got any respect for sportsmen.




Wondering what BEZERK would think after this thread?
A sure ban for two members.