Joke

[JSK]

lollllllllllllllllllllllll....that is soo funny john - I'll pass it around if you dont mind

 

[Sid]

ahha I guess B.R's public relations team is working overtime!

 

[TexasJohn]

ahha I guess B.R's public relations team is working overtime!

Do you mean the Indian military web site? I got it as an email. The possibility always exists. However, from my few visits to India ( and I hear Pakistan is no different) and seeing the chaotic way things happen there, it all seems so real. I would add one more thing though. I bet the Indian missile mis-fires too!!

 

[Spring Onion]

Sorry guys it wasnt posted properly im posting it again Sid plz delete the earlier one.



A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a Beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere

:2Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2French men and 1 French woman

2German men and 1 German woman

2Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2Polish men and 1 Polish woman

2Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

2Irish men and 1 Irish woman

2Indian men 1 Indian woman

2 Pakistani men 1 Pakistani woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they Alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not getting any.

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.


The 2 Pakistani men are looking for a piece of paper so they can throw their phone number at the Pakistani woman.

 

[A.Rahman]

"Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has regained some brain function. The
bad news: Pat Robertson, still no brain function at all. You know about
this -- last week Pat Robertson said Ariel Sharon had a stroke because
God was punishing him for dividing Israel. You remember a couple of
years ago Pat Robertson announced he had prostate cancer? You think
God was punishing him for being a pain in the a$$?" -- Jay Leno

"Doctors in Israel are now slowly drawing Prime Minister Ariel Sharon out
of his coma to see what his remaining brain function is. Political experts
say it is unlikely someone could run a country with a severe loss of brain
activity. I beg to differ." --Jay Leno

"Positive news from President Bush: Both sides of the Middle East are
signing off on his road map to peace. The bad news is the Israelis think
the road goes through the West Bank, Palestinians think it goes right
through downtown Jerusalem." —Jay Leno

"Bush is now urging all nations to cut off aid to Hamas and Palestine,
including the $234 million we were going to send them. In fact, to make
sure, Bush is putting FEMA in charge to make sure the money never gets
there." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is in the Middle East this week to promote his Middle East
peace plan. I don't think Bush quite gets it. Like today he said, 'Everything
would work out in the Middle East if the Palestinians and the Israelis
would just start acting like good Christians.'" —Jay Leno

"Tough times in Israel. The settlers didn't want to leave because they feel
that the land was given to them by God. It's the same way that
Republicans feel about the White House." --Jay Leno

 

[Spring Onion]

Rahman realy nice ones

 

[Spring Onion]

Once there was an accident in a Village where no accident had taken place before. A larg crowd gatherd arround the scene of the accident.
A man was trying hard to make his way to see who was hit, but he failed.

After some time he thought of a clever idea and he start shouting "Let me see him Let me see him, he is my relative". When the crowed stepped back there was donky lying dead in the middle of the road.

 

[TexasJohn]

Jana,

words of wisdom from my president:

"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

 

[Spring Onion]

Jana,

words of wisdom from my president:

"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

nice one Actaully his head is full of wisdom

 

[Owais]

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in

his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,

and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just

returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow

decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from

relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The

widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on

the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached

Date: 16 May 2002

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have

computers here now, and you are allowed to send

e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your

arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was

 

[Spring Onion]

Lol yeee hehehhehehehh


may be the goara log some day make it true

let me come back with somewhat ----- joke after a while

 

[Neo]

A man's walking at the Gadiani beach, he tumbles over something..brings it home to study the rare metal object, rubs it to polish and there's this huge Genie!

Genie:Master, thank you for waking me up...its been millenia!
Master: Wow...a Genie in the bottle! Do I get to make three wishes now?
Genie:Nah...thats a fairy tale...you get to make one wish!

The man takes a few minutes to think...

Master: Okay, I got one! You see, I have a girlfriend whom I love dearly but she lives in Dubai and I really hate flying; So please build me a highway from karachi to Dubai so I can travel by road and see her as often as I can.
Genie: Damn...what you think I am, come on man, I've been asleep for millenia, I'm a bit rusty to undertake such a huge project, it will take years to build!
Pick another whish!

Master thinks over...

Master: Okay, okay...Wtf I need this particular girl in Dubai for if I can get as many as I want!
So please tell me WHAT WOMEN WANT...TEACH ME UNDERSTAND THEM!
Genie: So...how many lanes do you want me to build on this highway Master??

 

[Lahori paa jee]

Wife: i will die
Husband: I will die too

Wife: Why do u want to die
Husband: Main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakon ga

 

[Lahori paa jee]

Once a sardar asks his Bihari friend to tell him a joke. But the Bihari guy only knew Sardar jokes and was very confused what to do. Then he decided to replace sardar with Bihari's in the jokes. As he started, " Once there was a bihari" A hand grabbed his shoulder and the man said oye Sardar mar gaye hian kiya

 

[A.Rahman]

Wife: i will die
Main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakon ga

so true!