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What If Titanic sank Today?
Reaction from different countries:
U.S.A:
"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.
We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.
Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find
you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
(President Bush........ whoelse?)
U.K:
"I have spoken to the President of United States and
we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is
significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly
behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the
world and this has to be dealt with."
(Prime Minister Blair)
Iraq:
"LOL!!!"
Israel:
"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough
evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an
accident but it was their suicide bombers who have
commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them,
starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."
(Yahuda....bastard)
Canada:
"Titanic who?"
(Canadian Prime Minister)
India :
"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received
passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic
debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such
horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more
soldiers to the border."
(Prime Minister singh)
Pakistan:
"Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke liye pabandi"
(In the province of SINDH the govt. of Pakistan have banned the 2 people ride one motorcycle to preventing the terrorism)
(President Musharraf)
UN:
"**** happens right??"
(Sec.Gen.)
Survivors:
"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening... it was an iceberg.. helllooooo o."
Reaction from different countries:
U.S.A:
"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.
We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.
Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find
you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
(President Bush........ whoelse?)
U.K:
"I have spoken to the President of United States and
we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is
significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly
behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the
world and this has to be dealt with."
(Prime Minister Blair)
Iraq:
"LOL!!!"
Israel:
"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough
evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an
accident but it was their suicide bombers who have
commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them,
starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."
(Yahuda....bastard)
Canada:
"Titanic who?"
(Canadian Prime Minister)
India :
"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received
passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic
debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such
horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more
soldiers to the border."
(Prime Minister singh)
Pakistan:
"Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke liye pabandi"
(In the province of SINDH the govt. of Pakistan have banned the 2 people ride one motorcycle to preventing the terrorism)
(President Musharraf)
UN:
"**** happens right??"
(Sec.Gen.)
Survivors:
"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening... it was an iceberg.. helllooooo o."
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...A very funny video!!
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*******BREAKING NEWS******
An IAF Mig-21 has crashed in a graveyard in Punjab,local sardars have so far found 200 bodies and are still digging for more.
An IAF Mig-21 has crashed in a graveyard in Punjab,local sardars have so far found 200 bodies and are still digging for more.
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Police man investigating a child,
beta aap k papa Al-Quaida mein hain na...
Child innocently replied..
' Uncle PAPA ka tau pta nhi per mein Noorani Qaidey pay hoon...'
beta aap k papa Al-Quaida mein hain na...
Child innocently replied..
' Uncle PAPA ka tau pta nhi per mein Noorani Qaidey pay hoon...'
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srisanth is realy a stopid what he behave same like his faimly never learn him who to behave with people thats why bhagy now lern him who to behave and talk with people.
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i know you from faisalabad bro but prob is we see this 100 times bewfore bring some thing new there is stock of jokes in your city
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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm."
You see....
that's why "Always Allow the Boos to Speak first"
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm."
You see....
that's why "Always Allow the Boos to Speak first"
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STUPID TO KHAN SAAB
STUPID:Khan sab app ki sahdi hoi
KHAN: HAN HOI NA AIK AURAT SY HOI
STUPID:Shadi aurat sy hi hota hai marad sy nhi
KHAN:Shadi marad sy b hota haii
amara bhan ki shadi mard sy hoi naa
STUPID:Khan sab app ki sahdi hoi
KHAN: HAN HOI NA AIK AURAT SY HOI
STUPID:Shadi aurat sy hi hota hai marad sy nhi
KHAN:Shadi marad sy b hota haii
amara bhan ki shadi mard sy hoi naa
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Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst into the room shouting, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news! Nick asked me to marry him. He is like the biggest hunk in Washington. We are supposed to get married next month.
Bill took Chelsea in the back and said, "Chelsea, you're mother, although an ideal administrator and public speaker, has never had much to offer in the sack, so, as you might have heard, I have been known to fool around with other ladies on occassion. Your boyfriend Nick happens to be the product of one of my love making sessions. He is my son and thusly, he is your half-brother."
Chelsea ran out of the office screaming, "Not another brother!"
She rushed to her mother's side, telling her about her all about dad's shameful behavior and how every man she dated turns out to be one of her father's illegitimate sons.
Hillary began to laugh and said, "Don't pay any attention to him. He isn't really your father anyway."
Bill took Chelsea in the back and said, "Chelsea, you're mother, although an ideal administrator and public speaker, has never had much to offer in the sack, so, as you might have heard, I have been known to fool around with other ladies on occassion. Your boyfriend Nick happens to be the product of one of my love making sessions. He is my son and thusly, he is your half-brother."
Chelsea ran out of the office screaming, "Not another brother!"
She rushed to her mother's side, telling her about her all about dad's shameful behavior and how every man she dated turns out to be one of her father's illegitimate sons.
Hillary began to laugh and said, "Don't pay any attention to him. He isn't really your father anyway."
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STUPID TO KHAN SAAB
STUPID:Khan sab app ki sahdi hoi
KHAN: HAN HOI NA AIK AURAT SY HOI
STUPID:Shadi aurat sy hi hota hai marad sy nhi
KHAN:Shadi marad sy b hota haii
amara bhan ki shadi mard sy hoi naa
ye kis ki traf ishary hai
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