Joke

[Sugarcane]

Younger generation wedding

Daddy,

I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. LOL

I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am in Australia, and he lives in Scotland.

We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.

My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding."

Lots of love and thanks,

Your favorite daughter,
Lilly

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My Dear Lilly,

Like Wow!

Really? Cool!

Whatever.....,

I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.

Dad
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PS: Bacha party - this is adult section, apnay latifay utha kar kahin aur le jaao

 

[Shamain]

PS: Bacha party - this is adult section, apnay latifay utha kar kahin aur le jaao

Hahahaahha , jeee nahiii stupid and funny is for all adults stuff. Let us stay keu peechay par gaey hain hamaray.

 

[asad71]

Joke: A Donkey of a Problem


A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline:PREACHER’S *** SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:PREACHER’S *** OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ***.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read:NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted in shock. When he came to he informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read:NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.00.


This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

 

[Shamain]

@Sage .... who is sage..?... hmmmm kon hai @Sage , @fakhre mirpur u know who is sage?

anyways, some joke.

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were having candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass the wine u divine!
Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass the roti u moti"

Mujhay batao na shayad mujhay jawab ata ho

keu apko paanch rupay chaheeain lolzzzzz

PIA ki hostesses ko jallat hona chahiye tha kis paghal nay hostess bana dia

sotelli ammi hoti hain woh.

 

[Zibago]

@Sage .... who is sage..?... hmmmm kon hai @Sage , @fakhre mirpur u know who is sage?

anyways, some joke.

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were having candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass the wine u divine!
Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass the roti u moti"



keu apko paanch rupay chaheeain lolzzzzz

sotelli ammi hoti hain woh.

Rashid qasai ki bewa (◑︿◐)
Bakamal log lajawab service

 

[Samandri]

@Sage .... who is sage..?... hmmmm kon hai @Sage , @fakhre mirpur u know who is sage?

anyways, some joke.

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were having candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass the wine u divine!
Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass the roti u moti"



keu apko paanch rupay chaheeain lolzzzzz

sotelli ammi hoti hain woh.

Queen Elizabeth & Kashmiri were having candle light dinner.

Queen says-

Pass the wine u divine!

Kashmiri thinks-"how poetic"!

Kashmiri says-"pass the roti u moti"

 

[Shamain]

Queen Elizabeth & Kashmiri were having candle light dinner.

Queen says-

Pass the wine u divine!

Kashmiri thinks-"how poetic"!

Kashmiri says-"pass the roti u moti"

thats fine. imyself had posted joke on kashmiris some while back.
i dont do ethnic jokes @Sage is pathan so just to bug him i share those jokes that are non offensive and if done on other ethnicities they wudnt look bad, else im not interested in any pathan jokes. its just for sage .and i like this ethnicity quite much thattt icall myself honorary pathan.

 

[Levina]

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
.
Husband - Where are you going ?
.
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
.
Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.
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Short Facts......

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Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - You know why women love shoes?

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..

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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..

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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....

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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!

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[Shamain]

@fakhre mirpur

 

[Mujahid Memon]

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now I realized how the super power lost

 

[Shamain]

seriously ihave to say stupid and funny is a very disgusting thread. itnay sick jokes ppl add . thats y imostly come here now .all sickos can go there. sickos.

 

[Levina]

 

[Maira La]

(except the dirty jokes)

@nForce @Shamain @BDforever @bongbang @levina

 

[Levina]

Hilarious! (except the dirty jokes)

@nForce @Shamain @BDforever @bongbang @levina

Not upto my taste.
But whatever was shown is true for the domestic flights. sometime back when I was travelling from Banglore to Goa, there were few men in the flight who were not just noisy but also refused to listen to the airhostess's demand to switch off mobiles. Their crowd was irritating to say the least, more so because I was travelling by an ATR* which is known for its bumpy rides.
*most of the domestic flights were ATRs back then.

 

[Maira La]

Not upto my taste.
But whatever was shown is true for the domestic flights. sometime back when I was travelling from Banglore to Goa, there were few men in the flight who were not just noisy but also refused to listen to the airhostess's demand to switch off mobiles. Their crowd was irritating to say the least, more so because I was travelling by an ATR* which is known for its bumpy rides.
*most of the domestic flights were ATRs back then.

It's funny cuz I can relate to some of the stuff - like on the "Dhaka leg" of the flight.