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Iran's Giant Batmobile Is Just The Latest Of Its Embarrassing Weapons

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Every year, Tehran commemorates the anniversary of the Iran-Iraq War with "Sacred Defense Week," when it's become a tradition to theatrically unveil the country's newest, most sophisticated weaponry. Western military analysts, though, are often more amused than impressed.

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As the blog War Is Boring observes, "Tehran is eager to project an image of strength. But that doesn't mean all of this new weaponry is any good." One of the highlights from this year's ceremonies was this new "cutting edge" crowd control vehicle (above) called Rategh, which translates as "opener." It's basically a civilian bus with armor plates, loudspeakers and a small plow to clear obstacles during urban protests. The image has been making the rounds on Twitter, where it's been described as a "Batmobile on crack" and "the evil twin of Harry Potter's Knight Bus."

Personally, I think it looks like a stretch limo for a post-apocalyptic warlord.

Another favorite from previous Sacred Defense Week celebrations were the fearsome flying speedboats of death, the Bavar 2 ("confidence"). This fleet of periwinkle-colored seaplanes each boasted a machine gun and a camera.

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As one analyst noted:

The Bavar 2 has been accused of being very "kit," as in it looks like a watercraft you could have ordered online and assembled yourself. Just do a Google image search for "hoverwing" and you'll see many craft like it.

There's also the big question of just how stealthy it is. Iranian officials claims that its hull makes it undetectable by radar, though videos of the thing flying show that it's pretty damn loud. The blue paint job probably works well enough — the Bavar 2 doesn't fly high enough for its red underbelly to ever really factor in — it really mostly skims above the water. Still, it looks like something out of an old sci-fi cartoon, or like the Bavar 2 belongs in a water park.

Don't write it off too quickly, though. Intelligence reports indicate that the Bavar 3 will be equipped with a cup holder.
Iran's Giant Batmobile Is Just The Latest Of Its Embarrassing Weapons

Seriously, Iranian military industry is going to kill me one day, not because they are so deadly but because of my stomach from all that laughing :lol:
 
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Dude, that giant batmobile is not embarrassing, it's badass! I want one, and a hovercraft of death with a cup holder!

Soon, the Iranian Army will become a playable faction in Red Alert 4! (as soon as they complete their war-bear project)
 
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Dude, that giant batmobile is not embarrassing, it's badass! I want one, and a hovercraft of death with a cup holder!

Soon, the Iranian Army will become a playable faction in Red Alert 4! (as soon as they complete their war-bear project)

TYT coverage of the Iranian batmobile


:omghaha:

Why do you want it? It is useless.
 
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TYT coverage of the Iranian batmobile


:omghaha:

Why do you want it? It is useless.
Imagine going through a McDonalds drive through with it, or taking a girl to prom on that thing. And Imagine being followed around by hoverdrones of death (with cup holders), giving you drinks :lol:.
Move over Batman, BatAyatollah is coming to town! :cheesy:
TYT's coverage is hilarious though, they make good points.
 
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Yea but Iran isn't a wahabi state sponsor of terror like some other countries in the Middle East.
We're trying to keep the mood light over here, don't bring Wahabis or terrorism in it.
 
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A troll thread started by the king troll?
No, not a troll thread, a thread with some light-hearted discussion about some of Iran's hilarious weapons. On a serious note, we all have to admit that Iran is actually a formidable force and not some North Korea.
If you have a problem with who started the thread, talk to them, don't drag me in it.
 
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The armor bus looks like it will work fine for riots. But that Bavar 2 not so sure for combat in the sea.
 
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The armor bus looks like it will work fine for riots. But that Bavar 2 not so sure for combat in the sea.
If this bus would to be used in a riot, it would be tossed over within the first 15 minutes :lol:


Yea but Iran isn't a wahabi state sponsor of terror like some other countries in the Middle East.
China is actually a state that is spreading terror on its own people and especially minorities like Uighur and Tibetans.

No, not a troll thread, a thread with some light-hearted discussion about some of Iran's hilarious weapons. On a serious note, we all have to admit that Iran is actually a formidable force and not some North Korea.
If you have a problem with who started the thread, talk to them, don't drag me in it.


There is nothing wrong with light hearted dicussion as long as we don't throw insults. But in China this is a very difficult concept. Expressing your view there is already regarded as an insult. That is no joke. It is part of Chinese culture.
 
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China doesn't go around the world supporting wahabists.
Well, China supported North-Korea, we still came to kick your behind and save south-Korea but we can all thank China for creating rogue state North-Korea who is simulating his big brother China.
 
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Iranian weapons are a joke and are made for domestic consumption.

Iran is still flying F-14 Tomcats, that alone shows how dated Iranian military is.

Iran is no threat to either Israel or USA. Its AIPAC and Neocons who have elevated Iran to such a threat.
 
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