Iranian Chill Thread

[rmi5]

Yes, of course.as I said, my observation is based on that of Iran and I though Turkey would be similar.

BTW, would you please elaborate, what is the usage of control engineering in military R&D section?

aerospace industry is a big employer of Control engineers if not the biggest one. They need control engineers in every part of their job; in military, they will specially need you guys for missiles, missile systems, ...

 

[Cheetah786]

You know what doost dokhtar means ?

Doost means friend and dokhtar means female i think.

 

[rmi5]

Doost means friend and dokhtar means female i think.

Yeah, dokhtar means girl. Doust dokhtar = Girl Friend

 

[rmi5]

@New Man nemidounam in comment haye mellat darbaareh ye in unveiling ha az koja miyaad va che entezaari vaghean daarand?

Boudget e Artesh enghadr kam hast ke be zour betouneh poul e naahaar va shaam e sarbaaz hash ra bede, va betouneh hamin vasaayel ra maintenance bekoneh, va khalabaan haash 1/n e saat parvaazi ye estaandard daashteh baashan. haalaa mikhaay baraat Abrams rounamaayi bekoneh?!!! haddeaghal khoubiyeh rounamaayi haye artesh in hast ke dorough va propaganda nist. yeki az in sniper hayi ke nasl e dosh rounamaayi shod, alaan vaghean daareh nasl e yekesh tou Iraq, ... estefaadeh misheh, ya'ni khaali bandi nist. Naav haash ham daaran miran khalij e Adan va haddeaghal az yek seri dozdi daryaayi jelogiri kardan. Artesh souratesh ra ba sili sorkh negah midaareh vali in kaar ra vaghean khoub anjam mideh.

Ba'zi doustaan ham enghadr sepah sepah nakonan. sepaah 1000 baraabar e artesh budget daareh(budget e gheyr rasmi ye sepah ke az proje haye gheyr nezaami miyaad, n baraabar e budget e rasmish hast), va laazem nadaare kolli poul haroum bekoneh baraaye chand sad hezaar sarbaaz vazifeh va maintenance e yek seri vasaayel e ghadimi. omidvaaram doustaan naarahat nashand, vali haghighat injaast ke man hanouz yek chiz e be dard bokhor az sepah nadidam. zamaan e jang ham hamin boudeh, farmaande haye sepah tou propaganda va budgt jam' kardan khoub boudan, vali vaght be barresi ye amaliyaat haye jang mireseh, taghriban tamaam e pirouzi haye asli baraaye artesh va shekast haye omdeh ba farmaandehi ye sepah boudeh(be gheyr az Al-Faw ke oun ham aakharesh 48 saate az dast raft). In unveiling haye sepah ham propaganda hast. In hameh shahed va UCAV rounamaayi kardan, vali darigh az yek amaliyaat e saadeh ke ba in ha anjam shodeh baasheh. In hameh bavar rounamaayi mikonan, vali vaghti rousiye ye kam dar e baagh e sabz neshoun mideh, Sari' miran rousiye ke S-300 bekharan! baaz hamin artesh haddeaghal 4 ta phantom daasht ke baahaash bereh CAS bekoneh!!! ya 4 ta aslaheh enferaadi daasht ke be nirouhaye iraqi bedeh.

Haghighatesh ra ageh bekhaay bedouni, man ham ta hodoud e ziyaadi na omidam, vali point e mosbat e Iran ineh ke baghiyeh jaahaaye dor va baresh az hamin Iran baaz aghab tarand va baraaye hamin saayeh ye tahdid dour hast!

Arab ha ke tou jang hashoun ba Israel neshoun daadan ke nirouye nezaamishoun be hich dardi(hattaa sabzi paak kardan) nemikhoreh. Be nazar e man ke 95% e general hashoun, be dard e bil zadan ham nemikhoran!

Turkiye ham kheyli vaz'esh farghi nadaareh! manovr mikonan va tou saal e 2014 e milaadi, ba M-60 amaliyaat e aabi khaaki anjam midan! Leopard kharidan, vali hagh e estefaade azash ra dar mored e kurd ha va ... nadaaran!!! Helicopter misakhtan, yek chizi daghighan tou hamin maayeh haye Shahed haye Iran!!! ta inke tarh e A-129 ra italia beheshoun andakht, ke inghadr tarh e ashghali hast ke hanouz amaliyaati nashodeh, nesfeshoun crash kardan va soghout kardan!!! proje havaapeymaaye jangandeshoun ham tou 2 saal e gozashteh az 2020s be 2030s mokoul shod! Oun Altay ham ke vaz'e pishraft e projash az Zulfiqar e Iran bad tare! Az nazar e siyaasi ham, ghodrat oftaadeh dast e yek gousfand e mote'assebi mesle erdogan ke raasti raasti fekr kardeh Khalifeh hast va system e ettelaa'aatish shodeh bad tar az alman e sharghi. Yek hobaab ham tou eghtesaad ijaad kardeh( ba kolli foreign debt) ke har lahze momkenen beterkeh va keshvar be ga bere!

Kollan man az in middle-east na omid hastam, bro. Gar cheh, hanouz vaghti be gozashteh negaah mikonam, baaz haminesh az gozashtash kheyli behtar hast va baaz omidvaar misham!!!

 

[-SINAN-]

Mate, ancestors did a mistake...they should have invaded Russia instead of Anatolia.

 

[rmi5]

Rmi jan man harfato ghaboul daram, osoolan entezari az kasi nemire tooye iran, che berese be arteshe badbakht.
man osoolan ba badbakhti va aghab oftadegi melli ham kari nadaram. be har hal har chizi oon tori hast ke bayad bashe.
man faghat az in zooram miad ke mellat be lahaze fekri mesle hamishe tarikh aghab oftade va bad bakht hastan.
literally, faghede tavanaee fekr.
be lahaze tavanaee ye tafakore mostaghel bad bakht va naboud.
rmi jan ma na dar hal pishraftim na dar hale pas raft, ma hamoon keshvare bad bakht ghadimi hastim tooye khavar miane.
man chand vaghte pish jashne 80 salegi fanni bood, daavat karde boodan az faregho al tahsilan ghadimi, raftam oonja, doostano didam o chand ta az bache haye ghadimi ke alan oonja ostad boodano didam gharar shod chand rooz bad beram oonja pisheshoon, raftam masalan ye yadi az khaterat konam.
rmi hamino begam ke tooye charkhi ke tooye fanni mizadam sare zohr goftam beram selfesho ham bebinam,
Agha ghaza oon rooz kabab bood, rmi ino jeddi migam az booye gand nemishod beri tooye self.
ye bar dige takid mikonam, az booye lajan va gand nemishod beri tooye self che berese bekhay oon ashghalo bokhori.
harfe man ine:
man kari ba sayere aproach ha nadaram, man faghat ba in nemooneye moredi kar daram.
systemi ke javoonhaye 18 19 salasho jam mikone, be ina arzeshe sag ham ghael nemishe, khorake ina ro ke bayad behtarin khorake in mamlekat bashe az ashghal va kesafat tamin mikone, javooni ke tooye ooje senne roshd bayad behtarin sharayete barash faraham beshe, bebakhshid ino sarih migam arzeshe (care) sag ham barash ghael nemishe, in yani bi tavajohi be javan, bi tavajjohi be daneshjooo, bitavajohhi be danesh.
hameye allafaye in site tooye iran daneshjoo hastan.
man azashoon soal daram ghazaye selfetoon chiye?
akhe systemi ke be daneshjoo va dar haghighat danesh hich arzeshi ghael nist, chetoori shoma ha fekr mikonim be lahaze elmi va dastavarde elmi va dastavarde nezami (elmi tarin labaye danesh) dar hale roshde?
baba elme iran shoma ha hastid.
baba daneshe iran shoma ha hastid.
age mibinid be shoma ehteram gozashte nemishe, motmaen bashid be elm ham dar iran ehterami gozashte nemishe.
ah ah ah
kahnomam ham nist, beram khodam ye cofee dorost konam.

mifahmam chi migi aziz jan. ghaziyeh injaast ke daneshgah tou iran taghriban haalat e raf' e taklif daareh, ya'ni yek seri javoun hastand ke faghat baste be moghe'iyat e sennishoun, baayad yek jaayi be esm e daneshgah berand, va serfan hamin niyaaz ham ba in daneshgah ha baraashoun ta'min misheh. haalaa inke quality chi basheh, mohem nist.

Vali aziz, ghaziyeh injaast ke kheyli chiz ha baayad dar Iran taghyir bekoneh, ta Iran betouneh vaghean pishraft e elmi dashteh basheh. Az mardom va mentalitishoun begir ta mas'oulin. Baraaye hamin ham, harf zadan az elm va pishraft e elmi, tou keshvarhayi mesle Iran, Malaysia, Turkey, Egypt, ... joke hast. Mardom e Iran, aadat be goshaadi, kar nakardan, khordan az system e eghtesaadiye nime-socialisti ye nafti, balad naboudan e kaar e gorouhi, balad naboudan e sakhtkoushi, housh e motevasset(ya paayin), sath e danesh e omoumi ye paayin va ... hastand. Tabi'iye ke pishraft haasel nemisheh. System e haakem ham ke eshkaalaatesh ra already midounim. sysem e modiriyati bar asaas e toul e rish(va na savaad), makhaarej e alaki baraaye bozorgnamaayi karha va propaganda, over-staffed boudan e edaaraat(be tor e mesaal, Iran-Air 1/5 e Lufthansa parvaaz daareh va 5 baraabar e lufthansa kaarmand!!! 1 almani=25 Irani!!!), faraar daadan e maghz ha be jaaye jazb e ounha ra daareh.

Vali bahs sar e in hast ke che mishe kard? nagging hamisheh asoun hast.

1. Iran baayad say kone ke khodesh ra az enzevaa khaarej bekoneh. Isolation is not independence!!!
2. Az Irani haye kharej e keshvar, baraaye aavordan e danesh va sarmaayashoun be Iran da'vat koneh.
3. Company haye beynolmelali ra baraaye investment rouye petrochemical complex ha va pars va jonoubi va oil field ha biyaareh.
4. Modir haye moden e bedoun e tahsilaat e academic ra bazneshasteh koneh.
5. Vezaaratkhaneh ha, ta 70-80% ta'dil e nirouye kaar bekonand.
6. Daadan e budget be dalghak bazi hayi mesle football, mock up sazi, felestini ha, ... ghat' besheh.
7. seda va sima, be jaaye tabligh e pofak namaki, yek kam barnaameh baraaye tashvigh e javounhaa be kaar kardan besaazeh.
8. Ghavaanin e communisti ye kaar dar Iran taghyir koneh.
9. fazaa ye ejtemaa'i ra ta haddi(na inghadr ke mellat joftak bendaazan!!!) ta'dil besheh.
10. Sarbaazi baraaye hameh kharidani besheh.
11. Ghavaanin e ezdevaaj, kaamel taghyir bekoneh, ta javoun ha betounan ezdevaaj konan, be jaaye inke sobh ta shab tou paasaazh ha dor dor konand.
12 ....

Kheyli kaar ha baayad besheh. inha yek seri az mavaared e avvaliyash hast, vali ta zamaani ke efraatiyoun(ahmadinejadiha), va tafritiyoun(eslaahaatchi ha) hastand va mellat ra osgol mikonand, anjaam in taghyiraat hamash khaab va khiyaal hast.

 

[warfareknow]

@xenon54 i love the recep ivedik movie series watched them all with my friends, recep in da house gimme da musiiiic hahah

 

[xenon54 out]

@xenon54 i love the recep ivedik movie series watched them all with my friends, recep in da house gimme da musiiiic hahah

Lol its such a stupid movie that it becomes funny again.
In which language did you watch?

 

[scythian500]

Rmi jan man harfato ghaboul daram, osoolan entezari az kasi nemire tooye iran, che berese be arteshe badbakht.
man osoolan ba badbakhti va aghab oftadegi melli ham kari nadaram. be har hal har chizi oon tori hast ke bayad bashe.
man faghat az in zooram miad ke mellat be lahaze fekri mesle hamishe tarikh aghab oftade va bad bakht hastan.
literally, faghede tavanaee fekr.
be lahaze tavanaee ye tafakore mostaghel bad bakht va naboud.
rmi jan ma na dar hal pishraftim na dar hale pas raft, ma hamoon keshvare bad bakht ghadimi hastim tooye khavar miane.
man chand vaghte pish jashne 80 salegi fanni bood, daavat karde boodan az faregho al tahsilan ghadimi, raftam oonja, doostano didam o chand ta az bache haye ghadimi ke alan oonja ostad boodano didam gharar shod chand rooz bad beram oonja pisheshoon, raftam masalan ye yadi az khaterat konam.
rmi hamino begam ke tooye charkhi ke tooye fanni mizadam sare zohr goftam beram selfesho ham bebinam,
Agha ghaza oon rooz kabab bood, rmi ino jeddi migam az booye gand nemishod beri tooye self.
ye bar dige takid mikonam, az booye lajan va gand nemishod beri tooye self che berese bekhay oon ashghalo bokhori.
harfe man ine:
man kari ba sayere aproach ha nadaram, man faghat ba in nemooneye moredi kar daram.
systemi ke javoonhaye 18 19 salasho jam mikone, be ina arzeshe sag ham ghael nemishe, khorake ina ro ke bayad behtarin khorake in mamlekat bashe az ashghal va kesafat tamin mikone, javooni ke tooye ooje senne roshd bayad behtarin sharayete barash faraham beshe, bebakhshid ino sarih migam arzeshe (care) sag ham barash ghael nemishe, in yani bi tavajohi be javan, bi tavajjohi be daneshjooo, bitavajohhi be danesh.
hameye allafaye in site tooye iran daneshjoo hastan.
man azashoon soal daram ghazaye selfetoon chiye?
akhe systemi ke be daneshjoo va dar haghighat danesh hich arzeshi ghael nist, chetoori shoma ha fekr mikonim be lahaze elmi va dastavarde elmi va dastavarde nezami (elmi tarin labaye danesh) dar hale roshde?
baba elme iran shoma ha hastid.
baba daneshe iran shoma ha hastid.
age mibinid be shoma ehteram gozashte nemishe, motmaen bashid be elm ham dar iran ehterami gozashte nemishe.
ah ah ah
kahnomam ham nist, beram khodam ye cofee dorost konam.

Ey kash man ham housh va ghodrate tahlil va natije giriyeh shoma javoon haro dashtam... vaghean heif... heife man ke nemitoonam mesle shoma tahlil konam... hatman moshkel az IQ 173 mane... khosh behaletoon... albate lazemeye javooni hamine...hameye mellat ha adamhaye mota,ahed be vatan va bahooshi mesle shoma va nafahm ha va dahati hayee mesle ma bayad dashte bashe albate... hame ke yekdast nemishan... ishallah faghat dir nashe... omr kootast

 

[warfareknow]

@xenon54 true very stupid but as you said that's what makes it funny. In turkish otherwise it would have lost its funny moments

 

[rmi5]

merci azizam be khatere pasokhi ke dadi, oon listi ke neveshti mavaredi az pishe pa oftade tarin va ebtedaee tarin step ha baraye yek harkat be samte ofogh haye gheyre tarik hast, man be hamaye javoonhaye in site ghol midam roozi ke hatta yek mored, takid mikonam hatta yek mored az in mavared dar iran klid bokhore man dar safe avvale defending az in entity be name iran anjame khedmat khaham kard, amma ta oon rooz man state not caring (critic) ro edame khaham dad, chera?

choon bar khalafe in jomle ee ke shoma inja neveshti aziz, ettefaghan nagging yek masaleye besyar sakht va pichide hast, va be onvane avvalin ghadam e yek jameeye motalebe gar hich vaght asoon naboude,
masalan tarafye salhaye 1915 ke irania dashtan az gorosnegi mimordan, mardom iran nagging mikardan ke ina hamash moghaseresh inglisiha hastan be jaye inke bishouuri va fesade khodeshoono aamel asli bedoonan va sarzanesh konan, tooye oon salha maraseme sine zani va ghorbooni chand barabar shode bood choon fekr mikardan moshkel sare sine nazadan o ghorbooni nakardan bood.
inke mellat betoonan in fahm ro peyda konan ke khodeshoono be dorosti naghd va morede sarzanesh gharar bedan ye step e kheyli zaroori hast ke bayad ettefaghan amoozesh dade beshan.

Akheh New jan, oun mamlekat, already 80 million nafar daareh ke rouzi 20 baar(on average) nagging mikonand. khob haalaa faayedash chiyeh? Hamisheh ageh az Irani ha beporsi, behet migan ke chi ra nemikhaan, vali ageh azashoun beporsi ke chi mikhaay, hamin jouri vaa mimounan ke chi began. zamaan e enghelaab ham hamin boudeh, mellat yek galleh i boudan ke faghat midounestan shah ra nemikhaan, vali vaghti ham enghelaab pirouz shod, nemidounestan ke haalaa chi mikhaan. ya be ghol e oun Abtahi(moshaaver e khatami), ke ba hamin dast sho'aar va afkaar, ra'y aavordan, ba'd e pirouzi dar entekhaabaat e 1376, aslan nemisounestan ke chi kaar mikhaan bekonan chon hich tarhi va pish bini baraaye pirouzi dar entekhaabaat nadashtan!!! in chizi ye ke khod e abtahi migoft!
haalaa New e aziz, akharesh ke chi? aadam beshineh zaanouyeh gham baghal begireh va chos naaleh sar bede?!!!

 

[Abii]

@New @Militant Atheist @Abii @haman10 @kollang and others tell me which one of these will u chose why and wut job will u do when u graduate


A) mechanical engineering

B) electrical electronic engineering

make the answers sharpy

I'm not an engineer, but I work in a field filled with engineers. Based on what I've seen in Canada, I'd say mechanical. I say that b/c mechanical engineers don't have to just stay in the engineering field. You can, for example, become an in service inspector in a plant after getting a few inspection certificates. You can also do the same thing with any other engineering degree, but the one engineering field that is closest to all the metal trades (i.s. welding, machining, fitting etc...) is mechanical engineering and you can have an easy transition to, say, welding inspection. Also, here in Canada, industry demands mechanical and petroleum engineers the most if I'm not wrong.

@Abii I wanna ask you a question.

If these are human.... then what are we ?

Thanks for giving me a boner at work today. I checked your video at work today and had to stay put in my chair for 10 minutes for things to settle down lmaooo

Russian girls man, gotta love em. What was your question again? haha

 

[The SiLent crY]

Guys I guess , I downloaded the longest movie in history !

Fanny and Alexander (1982) - IMDb

5 fucking hours and 21 minutes

 

[scythian500]

mellat yek galleh i boudan ke faghat midounestan shah ra nemikhaan

shoma dooste aziz mage Irani hastid ke be pedaran va madaran in mellat migid "GALLEH"?

Pesaraye golam jav nagiradetoon... ye chand sali raftin kharej zendegi mikonid ke albate khoob mikonid agar oonja bishtar be mezaghetoon sazegare... be nazare man Farhange Irani emrouzi ba hameye asab khordkonihash va noghate badesh... hanooz sad barabar behtar az farhange gharb ya Arabha...ya hendiha ya Asianha hasesh... hich mellati bi eyb nist... 10 ta point khoob dare 10 ta bad... man va ye dooste jame,e shenasam ke 45 sal US va Germany boode va ba,ad az moddatha tooneste az share ayalesh va bache hash rahat she biad jayee ke doost dare, har do dar bahs hamon be in natije residim ke, har mellati ba tavajoh be tarikhesh... sharayete tahmili behesh...va arzesh hash va tavanayee hash bayad barasi beshe... kheili az raftar haye konooni Iraniha temporary hast va nashi az sharayete vizheyee boode ke akhiran behesh mobtala shode... va hamontor ke dar gozashte eslah kardan khodeshoon ro baz ham mikonan... maslan bekhatere sharayete bade post-WW1 dar Iran, va bohranhaye mali va ghahti ha, va bekhatere moje mohajerat ha az roosta be shahr bekhatere naboodie keshavarzi pish az enghelab, mardom mobtala be TAKRAVI shode boodand...ke dar kolah bardari ha...va gereftan hagheshoon be har shekli nemood peida karde... man va doostam aghide darim ke be tazegi pas az moddatha "team work" dare jaye khodesh ro peida mikone dar Iran... chon samaratesh ro didan mardom.... ya masalan migid be daneshjoo baha nemidan... in che harfie? ye keshvar ke dare be sorat aghab moondegihasho jobran mikone...manabe,e kafi ro nadare ta hamzaman hame chi perfect beshe... vali mizan tahsil kardehaye Irani ke danesh gah raftan ro agar bebinid... mibinid ke amalkard kheili ham bad naboode... hame jaye donya migan Iran pas az enghelab... nirooye motakhases va sathe bala tarbiat karde...aslan yeki az ghodrat haye Iran ro hamin nirooye javan va tahsil karde midoonan....

Raftare mellat ha bayad besoorate ye PACKAGE va az bala bar rasi beshe... man ba tavalod beine gharbiha... bozorg shodan beine oonha... va daghigh shodan be raftar ha va culture oonha... be jora,t mitoonam begam... ba hameye badi ha va navaghese fe,eli... Iranian plateau, ghafghaz va bakhsh hayee az Turkiye farhang va tarze tafakori be marateb behtari az gharbiha darand... doostane javoone man... farhange va tarze fekr ye mellat bakhsh haye ziadi dare..

Hamishe vaze,e ye mellat ro bayad ba sale gozashteye khodesh sanjid na ba digar keshvar ha... Pishrafte hame janebeye ye mellat shakhe haye ziadi dare ke hamishe hamintor boode..va kam kam va doone doone rosh kardan...

Iran niaz be zir sakht advanced, nirooye tahsil karde va motakhasses ro pish az chizhaye dige lazem dashte ke dare roosh be sheddat kar mikone... alan mellat daran be soorate khod joosh eyb haye khodeshoon ro eslah mikonan... ba,ad az inke 2 morede bala khoob pishraft kard, be soorate automatic mellat bar rooye masaele dige focus mishe...

Iran dar 1979 faghat zaher bood... savad nadashtan, zirsakht nadashtan, nirooye motakhasses nadashtan, behdasht omoomi zir sakht nadasht, sanaye nadasht, keshavarzi eftezah bood... alan bebinid... Behdasht dare be level West mirese... Zir sakhtesh ham hamintor.... nirooye motakhasses ke jaye khod dare...

alan tanha halghehaye mafghoode tamarkoz bar modiriate jadid va bala bordane bahre vari + baz kardan keshvar berooye donya baraye bahre bordane az zir sakht hast... ke inam masoolan fahmidan be khoobi...

Man shak nadaram ke Iran 10 ts 20 sale dige az hameye jahat Developed mahsoob khahad shod chon hamin alan ham az kheili nazar ha mosavi hast... shak nadaram dar in masale... nasle jadid Irani ha daghighan hamoon chizi hast ke mellat niaz dare..

dar in bein aslan mohem nist ke system government chi bashe... madami ke khode mardome Iran entekhab konan, har systemi bashe OK hast az nazare man...

dar tamamye donya, afrade ye mellati, hatta agar midoonan za,fi had darand, oon ro nemiyan joloye gharibe va khareji ha matrah konan... moshkelat bayad dakheli va beine khodi ha hal she... Man aslan inke biyad roye bad boodan keshvare khodetoon beine kharejiha takid konid ro aslan hooshe bala nemidoona...

mesle oon barname saze ahmagh dar MANOTO1 ke filme sag koshi ba tazrigh dar Shiraz ro rafte bood too khiaboonaye London be brits neshoon midad... va oona migoftan che mellati in kar ro karde... khabar negare Irani ham migfot Iran hast!!! yani taraf ya nemdoone asibi ke in masale vared mikone, rabti be nezam va jomhouri eslami nadare va to dari mardom va reputation kheshvare khodeto az bein mibari... khodet ham agar shodi masalan Canadian or UK citizen!! (bemanad ke khode oonha ham shoma ro be onvane Canadian va Brit ghabool nemikonan sad sal!!) dastekam be fekre famil va doostane Iranit bash ke az in harkate to asib mibinan...

Agar Irani vatan parast hastid va asheghe in hastid ke mellatetoon behtarin bashe... bayad zerang bashid va bekhatere inke mokhalefatetoon ro ba regime ya ye seri khaterate bad neshoon bedid... shakheyee ke khodetoon roosh neshadid ro naborid!!

man ye bar dar US be ye American barkhord kardam ke miporsid chera bazi Persian ha inja bar zede khodeshoon kar mikonan? man hich javabi nadashtam bedam!

Zerang bashid va agar mitoonid kari baraye eslahe omoore mellatetoon bokonid... dar gheire in soorat agar kari nemikonid dastekam zarbe nazanid be khodetoon...

zemnan self-service uni pesare man dar Iran ghazash kheili ham khoobe... bazi jaha bade...bazi jaha alieh... be modiryate har shobeye danshgah bar migarde in masale...

PS: man teste IQ dadam chand sale pish... va 173 shodam... bebakhshid ke payeene
khosh bashid va movafagh hatta agar dar Iran nistid...

 

[Hack-Hook]

Guys I guess , I downloaded the longest movie in history !

Fanny and Alexander (1982) - IMDb

5 fucking hours and 21 minutes

this one can be an eye opener O young one .
Modern Times Forever (Stora Enso Building, Helsinki) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
240 hours of pure junk

if you look at the list of longest films you'll see some of them with interesting name
The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World (1970) - IMDb
The Cure for Insomnia (1987) - IMDb

But this is the one is that actually you can watch for 24 hours and not throw up (well sort of )
Happy (Pharrell Williams song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

but when it come to actual meaningful movies this documentary which run for 840min win the crown
Caiyou riji (2008) - IMDb

and for actual movies this is the longest with 480min running time (sadly it only premiered but never released despite very positive reviews)
Imitation of Christ (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia