Iranian Chill Thread

[mohsen]

سود ۴۷ میلیونی بانک، از وام مسکن ۳۵میلیونی

سرم درد گرفت

 

[New]

بچه ها کسی میدونه قضیه این پوستر چیه؟
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fekr konam ye filme science fiction (t-takhayoli) hendi hast ke esme hendish enthiran hast oonvar ke rafte shode endhiran, dastkari ke shode tabdil shode be endiran.

 

[kollang]

Kasi ke chender qaz pul ro be khodmat be keshvaresh, khanevadash va hoviyatesh tarjih mide , hamun behtare ke guresho az in mamlekat gom kone.che behtar ke farar maqz ha edame peyda kone.

Age almani ha ham enghadr bade jang negh negh mizadan o khodeshuno avare invar unvar jahan mikardan ke dige alman ALMAN nemishod.

Be jaye neq zadan o noskhe pichidan be kam razi beshid.qarar nist avvale kar F-35 besazim, qarar nist avvale kar istgahe fazayi befrestim faza.avval az qahero o sina pishrafto shoru mikonim baad ....

 

[mohsen]

fekr konam ye filme science fiction (t-takhayoli) hendi hast ke esme hendish enthiran hast oonvar ke rafte shode endhiran, dastkari ke shode tabdil shode be endiran.

این فکر کردن به درد خودت میخوره از کجا معلوم که قضیه برعکس اینی که شما گفتی نباشه و بعد خواسته باشن سه شو بگیرن
بالاخره این پوستر توسط گرافیست همون شرکت فیلمسازی ایجاد شده، توی آی ام دی بی هم همین پوستر هست

و مهمتر از اسپل انگلیسیش، تلفظ این کلمه در زبان هندی هست

 

[Abii]

Kasi ke chender qaz pul ro be khodmat be keshvaresh, khanevadash va hoviyatesh tarjih mide , hamun behtare ke guresho az in mamlekat gom kone.che behtar ke farar maqz ha edame peyda kone.

Age almani ha ham enghadr bade jang negh negh mizadan o khodeshuno avare invar unvar jahan mikardan ke dige alman ALMAN nemishod.

Be jaye neq zadan o noskhe pichidan be kam razi beshid.qarar nist avvale kar F-35 besazim, qarar nist avvale kar istgahe fazayi befrestim faza.avval az qahero o sina pishrafto shoru mikonim baad ....

F-35 nemikhad besazin, mashin atashneshanitoono bechasb. Age internete akhoondit ghad mide va youtube filter nist, video ro bebin.

Mashin atashneshani ba looleye pokide miad sare sahne mishe sooje khande, baad renoye 2 dollari ke maloom nist chera vase khodesh atish gerefte hamin joori misooze.

تولید ماشین های غیر استاندارد و "عملکرد" آتش نشانی. فقط در حکومت آخوندی.!!!

 

[SOHEIL]

 

[kollang]

Ablah! Chon ye machin e atashneshani dochar sanehe shode un ro be bikefayati hokumate "akhundi" rabt dadi?
To maqz ham dari?15 min fekr kardi ke ino benevisi?

Dar zemn dige be commentaye man reply nakon chon dige qatan man javab nemidam.

Boro sare kare sharifet.khob?

 

[rmi5]

F-35 nemikhad besazin, mashin atashneshanitoono bechasb. Age internete akhoondit ghad mide va youtube filter nist, video ro bebin.

Mashin atashneshani ba looleye pokide miad sare sahne mishe sooje khande, baad renoye 2 dollari ke maloom nist chera vase khodesh atish gerefte hamin joori misooze.

تولید ماشین های غیر استاندارد و "عملکرد" آتش نشانی. فقط در حکومت آخوندی.!!!

In khabar ra ham bebin, Ye kam ghadimi, vali jaleb hast:

vaghean oun mamlekat mesle yek circus hast. Hame chiz shode dalghak baazi va khaali bandi.
hame ye sanaaye' khaabideh, ba'd sher va ver tahvil midan ke ma F-35 mikhaaym besaazim.
hanouz yek benzin e ba keyfiyat nemitounan dorost konan, va hame ye shahr haye bozorg ba in benzin haye ashghal, mardomeshoun daaran khafeh mishan, ba'd inha zer zer mikonan ke ....
hanouz na hattaa yek maahvaareh ma'mouli, balke 50-60 kg garbage, be zour ferestaadan be LEO, az alaan daaran migan ke mikhaan aadam beferestan be fazaa.

ye seri osgol ke hanouz posht e labeshoun sabz nashode, ham fekr kardand ke engaar jomhouri eslaami, hokoumat e Alman hast. in hame aadam, aslan daaran dars mikhounan ke betounan be in vasile az oun kharaab shodeh ye por e khafaghaan va fesaad va e'daam va kesaafat kaari va .. faraar konan. Ba'd yaarou miporse chera baraaye chand dollar, tahsil kardeh ha az mamlekat miran? aslan inhaa az marhale part hastan...

 

[haman10]

doostan goh khordan kontor mindaze ?

een vaghean yek soal hast ke modatiye ke zehnamo maashghool karde ........

 

[Ostad]

f-35 nakhastim...

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ps: ye soal daram liagate mardome Iran Ine? hame midonim ke %25 moshkelat marbot be tahrim hast %75 jaye digast.

 

[haman10]

f-35 nakhastim...

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dadashi ,

vala man ke sobh ta shab tooye "nezam salamate keshvar" az een bimarestan be oon bimarestan sag do mizanam hamichin moshkele khasi nadidam ke shoma migi

tanha moshke 3% az darou ha hast ke iran nemisaze va tahrim hast ......

tooye elme pezeshki ke tooye jahan yeki az ghodrat ha hastim , pezeshka ham ke khodaro shokr ba savadan va pedareshoon dar miad sobh ta shab .....

96% az darou ha ham khodemoon dorost mikonim .... man nemidoonam shoma mikhaid !!

man nemigam hamechi "perfect" hast . nabayad ham bashe ! aslan nemishe ke bashe vali eenjori ham ke shoma migid nist !!

baad az 35 saal tahrim yani az een behtar mishe ? shoma alan moshkeli dari az nazar jesmi ya maali ? na vala nadari

 

[Ostad]

dadashi ,

vala man ke sobh ta shab tooye "nezam salamate keshvar" az een bimarestan be oon bimarestan sag do mizanam hamichin moshkele khasi nadidam ke shoma migi

tanha moshke 3% az darou ha hast ke iran nemisaze va tahrim hast ......

tooye elme pezeshki ke tooye jahan yeki az ghodrat ha hastim , pezeshka ham ke khodaro shokr ba savadan va pedareshoon dar miad sobh ta shab .....

96% az darou ha ham khodemoon dorost mikonim .... man nemidoonam shoma mikhaid !!

man nemigam hamechi "perfect" hast . nabayad ham bashe ! aslan nemishe ke bashe vali eenjori ham ke shoma migid nist !!

baad az 35 saal tahrim yani az een behtar mishe ? shoma alan moshkeli dari az nazar jesmi ya maali ? na vala nadari

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ino man nemigam ke haman, khabar gozari rasmi jomhori eslami Iran mige.
daste doktorha va daneshjoyan azizemon ham dard nakone vali khodayish ta akharesh negah kardi?
manzore man on gesmate poshesh hazaine haye darmani ta barname 4om toseh boud

 

[haman10]

daneshjoyan azizemon

manzouram een nabood ke daneshjoo che karast baba !! maro bodan kargari ooonja

manzore man on gesmate poshesh hazaine haye darmani ta barname 4om toseh boud

aha !! khoob az aval hamino bego azize man !

hazine darmani ru bime ha kamel midan . ama ye moshkele bozorg va maskhare hast !!!

chand rooz pish ye bande khoda oomade bood bimarestan migoft vala belah pool daro nadaram bedam (be ye doctor migoft) . azash porsidam mage bime nemide pooleto ?

goftesh ke chera !! ama aval man bayad darou ru bekharam baad oona poolesho midan !!! baad migoft man pool nadaram bedam !

khande dar tar az een chizi shenidi ? vaghean yek joke hast !!!!

yek joke khande dar !! bime ke dare poolesho mide chera az aval nemide ?

 

[Ostad]

manzouram een nabood ke daneshjoo che karast baba !! maro bodan kargari ooonja



aha !! khoob az aval hamino bego azize man !

barnameye 4om tose eh be nazare man bayad toosh tajdid nazar beshe ...... mitoone az een behtar bashe .

hazine darmani ru bime ha kamel midan . ama ye moshkele bozorg va maskhare hast !!!

chand rooz pish ye bande khoda oomade bood bimarestan migoft vala belah pool daro nadaram bedam (be ye doctor migoft) . azash porsidam mage bime nemide pooleto ?

goftesh ke chera !! ama aval man bayad darou ru bekharam baad oona poolesho midan !!! baad migoft man pool nadaram bedam !

khande dar tar az een chizi shenidi ? vaghean yek joke hast !!!!

yek joke khande dar !! bime ke dare poolesho mide chera az aval nemide ?

chi begam haman zamineh takhsosie shoma doctrast dige vali akhe to hamin gozareshe 20:30 mage nemigoft poshesh %40 e? ye agayi ham boud ke migoft 3 milion pole daro daram midam.

 

[haman10]

vali akhe to hamin gozareshe 20:30 mage nemigoft poshesh %60 e? ye agayi ham boud ke migoft 3 milion pole daro daram midam.

vase hamine ke migan bimeye khosoosi bayad vared she .

chi begam vala . vali khoob tebgh ghaede oon agha ke 3 million pool darou dade bayad bere poolesho az bime begire ....

mage inke oon darou taht pooshesh nabashe