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[drunken-monke]

Leaked - AAP stunt calendar

Week 1
11-MarTuesdayKejriwal to infiltrate Modi’s chai pe charcha in disguise and ask him about gas pricing
12-MarWednesdayYogendra Yadav to claim God came in front of him last night, and blessed him for taking on the corrupt forces of the country (Note: Arrange for a halo to be made beforehand)
13-MarThursdayKejriwal to write to President Obama asking him 16 questions about his policies
14-MarFridayAcrobatic Ashutosh Day: Ashutosh to scale the Qutub Minar with his bare hands
15-MarSaturdayInk Day: Manish Sisodia to get inked by guy who is to shout ‘Vande mataram’ before smearing ink
16-MarSundaySunday Dharna: Stage protest in front of meteorological department for extended winter in Delhi
Week 2
17-MarMondayKejriwal to visit Modi’s estranged wife Yashodaben, empathise with her and tell her Modi is in Ambani’s pockets
18-MarTuesdayKejriwal to throw a puppy under Modi’s car. If puppy dies, declare Modi communal. If puppy survives, Kejriwal to claim credit for rescuing puppy from communal Modi
19-MarWednesdayKejriwal to declare he saw aliens in Gujarat, slam Modi for illegally harbouring aliens.
20-MarThursdayCall Dalai Lama from the AAP number. When Dalai Lama returns call and automatically becomes member, declare that Dalai Lama has joined AAP
21-MarFridayAcrobatic Ashutosh Day: Ashutosh to streak onto the pitch in the middle of India vs Pakistan T20 match
22-MarSaturdayInk Day: Sanjay Singh to get inked by a guy wearing khaki shorts
23-MarSundaySunday Dharna: Stage protest in front of all Reliance Fresh shops in Gujarat. When police comes to arrest, declare Modi an Ambani agent
Week 3
24-MarMondayKejriwal to troll Modi’s Twitter account with his 16 questions, with the hashtag #YoModiSoDeveloped
25-MarTuesdayKejriwal to audit Ameesha Patel’s career, and demand explanation for her flops. If she’s unable to explain, Kejriwal to declare Gujarat model as a mega failure
26-MarWednesdayKejriwal to storm into Times Now studio and demand appointment with Arnab Goswami
27-MarThursdayAAP workers to gherao SIT chief RK Raghavan’s residence for giving clean chit to communal Modi
28-MarFridayAcrobatic Ashutosh Day: Ashutosh to jump onto his desk in the middle of a heated panel discussion on Newshour and bare his teeth at BJP spokesperson Ravi Shankar Prasad
29-MarSaturdayInk Day: Kumar Vishwas to get inked by a guy who’s to shout “Har Har Modi, Ghar Ghar Modi” before smearing ink (Note: Arrange for saffron coloured ink)
30-MarSundayKejriwal to appear on Satyamev Jayate, burst out crying citing the atrocities of Ambani and his agent Modi against the aam aadmi.
Week 4
31-MarMondayKejriwal to demand why the Sir title is given to Ravindra Jadeja but not Irfan Pathan, and declare Modi communal
1-AprTuesdayKejriwal to travel to Gir forest. AAP worker to put his hand inside lion’s mouth. If it bites, Kejriwal to claim Modi’s lions are communal and vicious, if it doesn’t bite, Kejriwal to claim Modi’s lions are scared of AAP
2-AprWednesdayAAP’s National Executive to undertake past-life hypnosis. Declare that in their previous lives, Yogendra Yadav was Martin Luther King, Kumar Vishwas was Rabindranath Tagore and Kejriwal was Mahatma Gandhi
3-AprThursdayMassive protest in front of Rail Bhavan against IRCTC server with stone pelting, chair throwing, the works (Note: Should be able to avoid a backlash given that it’s IRCTC)
4-AprFridayAcrobatic Ashutosh Day: Ashutosh to enrol as a contestant in the US Spelling Bee championship (Note: Should make international news and boost NRI donations)
5-AprSaturdayBlockbuster Ink Day: Entire National Executive to get inked by a Modi lookalike
6-AprSundayRest Day: Should be able to make news simply because we took a break from making news

LEAKED: AAP’s stunt calendar for the month leading up to General Elections | The UnReal Times

 

[Marxist]

AAP’s Moradabad candidate defaults on bank dues of Rs 12 crore

BAREILLY: In what has come as a huge embarrassment for the Aam Aadmi Party, its candidate from Moradabad, Khalid Parvez, has just been declared a defaulter by the bank of Baroda's Badaun branch for failing to pay up Rs 12 crore in dues.

AAP’s Moradabad candidate defaults on bank dues of Rs 12 crore - The Times of India

 

[GreenFoe]

jamescrabtree ‏@jamescrabtree Mar India up 5% since Tue; Modi fever rules RT @fastFT: India's Sensex hits fresh record high http://on.ft.com/1dynsvP pic.twitter.com/gl71fm1ky8

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[Prometheus]

bad news piling up for NDA in punjab.

After assured loss in Patiala and Ludhiana ...............NDA candidates are facing defeat in bhatinda too.

Patiala .....no one has a match for Queen of Patiala , Parneet Kaur , who is most loved person in Patiala.......

Ludhiana - Bains brothers Posters are all the city ............fearing them "MANISH TEWARI " has changed the seat ...............hahahahaha.......poor Akali candidate might come last . ...funny thing Bains are independent candidates.

Bathinda - A shocker from PPP boss Manpreet ............running against Harsimrat Badal - wife of Sukhbir Badal and sister of Bikram Mathiya cabinet minister accused of running drug cartel ...........Manpreet Badal has a vote bank of over 3 lakh of his own .......and Congress has decided not to field candidate against him ......instead supporting him......lol......i wonder what will happen if badal lost.

Amritsar.........Navjot Singh sidhu is paying for ill practices and gunda raj of Badals ...........he might not get ticket .....instead Arun Jailtley might be a candidate...........that will be insteresting to see ......will Sidhu admit defeat from badals or have something else in mind?..........the only sane person in Punjab NDA

 

[Mujraparty]

Ashok Aggarwal quits AAP, says party functioning like a private firm

 

[vsdave2302]

Modi is such a politician against whom lies do not work. People have tried their best by funding fake NGOS, Sold media and all proxies you may imagine. They tries to throw dust on Modi by all mean. They called hin, Rat, Monkey , Donkey, Lahoo purush, Maut ka saudagar, Impotent etc. Nothing worked but people who threw dust reduced themselves to Zero. All Congress leaders who abused Modi have lost by huge margin. They are reduced to political non entity. Media do not quote them unless they speak something about Modi.

When Nitish saperated from BJP, People thought that it will be difficult for BJP in Bihar if Nitish is not there. On the contorary it proved otherwise. Nitish is struggling for 5 seats.

Ashok Aggarwal quits AAP, says party functioning like a private firm

End of Dillussion. In fact People joined AAP with a great expaction to change country. But this goon kejri cheated everybody. It will be good for AAP if they kick Kejari's *** and make some really honest guy the president of AAP else there will be an end of the dream of peopl. Ofcourse Mr. Modi can provide a very good and progressive government.

 

[fsayed]

Congress vice president Sh Rahul Gandhi will on Tuesday will be in Gujarat to participate in a "Vikas Khoj Yatra" (march in search of development).

Before leaving for his rally at Balasinor town of Kheda district in Gujarat, Gandhi will make a stopover at Rann of Kutch to meet salt pan workers.

Rahul will visit salt pan workers at Patdi and Kharaghoda villages of Surendrangar at around 11 am and then leave for Balasinor, where he will address a rally at around 1 pm.

 

[NKVD]

Meaningful debates are always welcome mate and we can continue with that but abusing someone for his political affiliation is absolute disgrace. And as far as AAP is concerned, I believe that AAP is different from other political parties so I am rooting for it. So let's agree to disagree

Aap what you Know now is another Cloak of communists and Anarchist Its seems new too this present generation Because these youths they never watch formation of Cpi movement in West Bengal in 50's and 60's there no ideological difference btw them.Look where they taken Bengal in 30 yrs of there rule.

 

[drunken-monke]

My friend from Delhi told me today that they received a huge bill of water for the last three months. Water body has given a bill of Rs 2200+.. They used to have a bill of 220-230 rs per month. Now with the grace of Crazywal, all the nearby house owners have got the same sort of bills... Wah re Kejri, tere Raj me badhi Arajakta!!!!!

 

[Robinhood Pandey]

My friend from Delhi told me today that they received a huge bill of water for the last three months. Water body has given a bill of Rs 2200+.. They used to have a bill of 220-230 rs per month. Now with the grace of Crazywal, all the nearby house owners have got the same sort of bills... Wah re Kejri, tere Raj me badhi Arajakta!!!!!

ask them to post pics of these bills on social media . . .and over here as well if possible.

 

[fsayed]

India is second highest growing economy around the world as per data of IMF. This is how UPA govt has kept economy afloat even during economic crisis.

 

[drunken-monke]

India is second highest growing economy around the world as per data of IMF. This is how UPA govt has kept economy afloat even during economic crisis.

When NDA handed over the powers to UPA one, GDP was growing at 8.5, now it has came down to 4-4.5%.. Wah re khongressi....

 

[David James]

Gujarat not shining, only industrialists prospering, says Rahul

BJP's not serious about fighting corruption, says Rahul The Congress vice president mocked the BJP's claims of battling corruption and said that if they were serious then why had they allowed three convicted ministers to serve in the state of Gujarat.

"If you are so against corruption then tell your chief minister here about it as well...In Karnataka, there are two brothers who sold off the state so why were they kept in the cabinet?" Rahul said.

He also mocked the BJP's schemes of raising money from people who attended Modi's rallies. "We don't take money from you to show you our advertisements," he said. Rahul then went back to his pet theme of empowerment and spoke about empowering the women of the state and promised measures to improve their condition.

To illustrate why the voter of Gujarat should pick the Congress over the BJP and him over Modi, Rahul decided to offer an example of two types of leaders. "There are two types of leaders. One who meets with people, visits their homes like Gandhiji and understands them...Such a leader is humble and has no arrogance, like Gandhiji," Rahul said. And to contrast, he presented the second type of leader. "There is another type of leader: Hitler. Hitler believed there was no need to learn from the people. Whatever will happen in Germany will be done by Hitler and the people have nothing to do with it," he said He claimed that the Congress had leaders of the first kind who understood the people's desires and how the state of Gujarat had managed to grow. Rahul also ironically, while making a speech, said that it was important not to make speeches but to meet with people and understand their needs. And that is what he was doing.

Gujarat not shining, says Rahul The Congress Vice President debunked all of Modi's claims about the ideal scenario in Gujarat and said there was still poverty and unemployment in the state. He pointed out that land had been given to industrial houses but the benefit hadn't reached the people who are still grappling with poverty and unemployment.

"Gujarat isn't shining. Only the lives of a few industrialists are shining," he said. The Congress Vice President highlighted the welfare schemes of the UPA government and said that it had worked for the benefit of the poor and claimed that the BJP had even blocked legislation that would benefit the poor. 1:40 pm: We have seen many chowkidaars before, Rahul tells Modi Rahul's going after Modi and questioned how he could talk about Sardar Patel and eradicating the Congress in the same speech when the veteran leader had helped build it. He then went after Modi's request to make him the chowkidaar of the country and mocked it. "Make me the chowkidaar and corruption will go, this man claims. The country has seen many chowkidaars. Even the British were chowkidaars and look what we did to them. We threw them out of the country," Rahul said. He said that the Congress was focussed on empowering the people of hte country and didn't intend to vest power with a single individual. The Congress Vice President claimed that the BJP would even take credit for the MNREGA if they were given the chance in the future.

Learn about Patel before adopting him, Rahul tells BJP in Gujarat Rahul Gandhi's taking on the BJP and Narendra Modi in his hometurf and is questioning how the party and leader have adopted Sardar Vallabhabhai Patel as its icon. "Building a statue of Sardar Patel is fine but you need to know a little more about him before building it," Rahul said. He said it didn't require a Masters or Ph D to know that Patel had been opposed to the BJP's ideology and said that the BJP had originally even opposed naming the Ahmedabad airport after the freedom fighter "Sardar Patel had said that RSS philosophy is toxic for the country...Before building the statue they didn't see what he had said about us and our organisation," he said

Read more at: Live: Gujarat not shining, only industrialists prospering, says Rahul | Firstpost

 

[drunken-monke]

ask them to post pics of these bills on social media . . .and over here as well if possible.

Have asked him to do the same.. he is going to delhi for Holi.. would do it by then..

 

[fsayed]

once again chhattisgarh government failure

20 jawans killed in Naxal attack on security forces in Chhattisgarh | NDTV.com

At least 20 jawans have been killed and several others have been injured in an encounter that went on for over three hours between the Naxals and security forces in the Sukma district of Chhattisgarh today.

The Naxals attacked a joint team of the Central Reserve Police Force (CRPF) and the state police around 10:30 am in the thickly forested Tongpal area, about 500 km south of Raipur.

Tongpal is located close to the Jeeram Valley, where many senior Congress leader of the state were killed in a Naxal ambush in May last year.

According to preliminary information, the team of around 50 personnel who were attacked were out for a "road clearing" operation, when the Naxals triggered landmine blasts and opened fire on them.