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Top ten reasons why PM Modi's Interaction with students on Teacher's Day is a part of his 'Evil Design' to establish a 'Communal Fascist Misogynist' regime.
1) PM Modi asked students to 'needle a thread on a moonlit night'. This is his sinister plan to spoil the eyesight of our kids and to promote the sale of eyeglasses made by Ambani-Adani-Tata-Birla-The Kaanchwala Next Door'. Yahi to scam hai jee. Isiki khilaf to lad rahe hain hum.
2) PM Modi asked the students to switch off electrical gadgets when not needed. See the sheer deviousness of this plan. He wants our kids to not watch television news! That way, he can keep them away from watching Krantikaari news channels like Nehru Dynasty Television and AAP Tak.
3) PM Modi said, 'to educate a girl is to educate two families'. What a sexist, misogynist statement! Why should only girls be responsible for the education of two families? This proves that PM still has a medieval way of thinking.
4) PM Modi reiterated his government's commitment to build toilets for girls in schools. Again, how discriminatory! How can he say that toilets for girls are a priority? He is not being fair to the boys.
5) He asked educated professionals to devote one hour each week to teach in a nearby school. How can he force us to do spend ONE WHOLE HOUR to do something so down-market as teaching in a local school? Doesn't he know that we have candle marches to attend, Dharnas to plan and seminars to address in our free time?
6) PM Modi wants students and teachers to clean up the classroom every day. OMG, this evil man wants to turn our kids into janitors! Mister Prime Minister, we send our kids to school to become doctors and engineers, okay, not to become cleaners. Doesn't the school have cleaning staff to do the cleaning up?
7) Mr. Modi admitted that he used lure Shehnaiwalas at weddings with tamarind. This proves that he is against the teaching of music in schools.
8) PM Modi asked school kids to read biographies of famous people. See, he wants to start a cult of personality worshippers. How very Nazi!
9) PM Modi asked the students to 'keep the child alive in them always'. Gasp! How evil. This clearly proves that he does not want the children to grow up and think for themselves. He wants them to remain children forever so that he can brainwash them every teacher's Day!
10) While answering a student's questions, PM Modi said, he expects to be invited for the student's swearing-in ceremony as the PM in 2024! This clearly exposes Mr. Modi's evil plans to hold on to power till 2024 and to turn India into a 'communal fascist dictatorship'!
See, this is why I say this man is SO evil!!
Actually point 10 is a valid point. By mentioning 2024 Modi did indicate his intention of being PM for 10 years. Not sure if that was a freudian slip or a deliberate attempt as pys ops.