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Indian Army trains to hit the enemy hard, fast.

So Indian PM Manmohan singh convenes the meeting of security review.
PM:(in his squeaky voice like mice)Are we prepared to face the looming security challenge from Pakistan.(looks towards Army chief)
Army chief:(in his high tamil accent)Butt whee haave no aartilery saar.
PM:(looks towards Air chief Marshal) Are you prepared in case we have to do some symbolic air strikes busrting some empty camps and old huts so that our public can clap.
Air chief marshal: ( in his hijda like voice clapping like them) Saar we have only flying coffins

PM is now flustered.

PM:(looking towards navy chief)Are we ready to atleast do symbolic naval blockade of Karachi.
Navy chief: (in his goat like voice) saar saar our only aircraft carrier is cooling its in cohin shipyard and we have no planes to fly off from AC. our submarines are lying in junkyard for repair and only nuklear sub arihant has fizzled like our 1998 bumbs.

PM is mighty angry now.

PM: (looking towards DRDO chief) Are we ready to launch some missiles.
DRDO chief:( in his cat like voice) saar wee have all missile under testing phase onlee.our agnis failed last year we can sure launch them but i cant guarantee you that they will reach Pakistan only they can go to china also or to Indian ocean and hit Diego Garcia too.

PM is little worried....
PM:(looks towards ISRO chief) can we take hafeez saeeds pics from our satellite so that atleast we can show our janta that hafiz saeed is under our constant watch.
ISRO chief:Saar our two GSLV just burst mid air in September and December giving children joy of fireworks for Eid and Christmas.

PM is mighty worried.Defence minister sensing his anxiety speaks.

Defence minister:(Raising his butt slightly as if reaching for mic leave a soundless fart phusss.......and adjusts his lungi) saar just announce on Doordarshan to the nation and the world that we are peace loving and non violent country onlee and we extend our hand of peace and friendship towards pakistan.


So after a meeting of 15 minutes where indian media reports PM had meeting of 3 hrs of brain storming on security preparedness after the threat of ISI chief.

So PM manmohan singh goes on doordarshan live and says as suggested by defence minister that we are peace loving country only etc and leave all boastful indian janta home and abroad and on various pakistani boards seething in anger at the impotency of their PM manmohan singh meanwhile looking for reconciling reasons of talks and then aman ki asha tamasha started by indian paper as a new year surprise joke on seething indian populace.

:rofl::cheers:


jokes are in the members club forum, not india defence.
 
So Indian PM Manmohan singh convenes the meeting of security review.
PM:(in his squeaky voice like mice)Are we prepared to face the looming security challenge from Pakistan.(looks towards Army chief)
Army chief:(in his high tamil accent)Butt whee haave no aartilery saar.
PM:(looks towards Air chief Marshal) Are you prepared in case we have to do some symbolic air strikes busrting some empty camps and old huts so that our public can clap.
Air chief marshal: ( in his hijda like voice clapping like them) Saar we have only flying coffins

PM is now flustered.

PM:(looking towards navy chief)Are we ready to atleast do symbolic naval blockade of Karachi.
Navy chief: (in his goat like voice) saar saar our only aircraft carrier is cooling its in cohin shipyard and we have no planes to fly off from AC. our submarines are lying in junkyard for repair and only nuklear sub arihant has fizzled like our 1998 bumbs.

PM is mighty angry now.

PM: (looking towards DRDO chief) Are we ready to launch some missiles.
DRDO chief:( in his cat like voice) saar wee have all missile under testing phase onlee.our agnis failed last year we can sure launch them but i cant guarantee you that they will reach Pakistan only they can go to china also or to Indian ocean and hit Diego Garcia too.

PM is little worried....
PM:(looks towards ISRO chief) can we take hafeez saeeds pics from our satellite so that atleast we can show our janta that hafiz saeed is under our constant watch.
ISRO chief:Saar our two GSLV just burst mid air in September and December giving children joy of fireworks for Eid and Christmas.

PM is mighty worried.Defence minister sensing his anxiety speaks.

Defence minister:(Raising his butt slightly as if reaching for mic leave a soundless fart phusss.......and adjusts his lungi) saar just announce on Doordarshan to the nation and the world that we are peace loving and non violent country onlee and we extend our hand of peace and friendship towards pakistan.


So after a meeting of 15 minutes where indian media reports PM had meeting of 3 hrs of brain storming on security preparedness after the threat of ISI chief.

So PM manmohan singh goes on doordarshan live and says as suggested by defence minister that we are peace loving country only etc and leave all boastful indian janta home and abroad and on various pakistani boards seething in anger at the impotency of their PM manmohan singh meanwhile looking for reconciling reasons of talks and then aman ki asha tamasha started by indian paper as a new year surprise joke on seething indian populace.

:rofl::cheers:
but...but(dhoti shivering and voice stammering)bangladesh was formed in 1971 and may be independent baluchistan in the future...(iam extremely sweating)
 
So Indian PM Manmohan singh convenes the meeting of security review.
PM:(in his squeaky voice like mice)Are we prepared to face the looming security challenge from Pakistan.(looks towards Army chief)
Army chief:(in his high tamil accent)Butt whee haave no aartilery saar.
PM:(looks towards Air chief Marshal) Are you prepared in case we have to do some symbolic air strikes busrting some empty camps and old huts so that our public can clap.
Air chief marshal: ( in his hijda like voice clapping like them) Saar we have only flying coffins

PM is now flustered.

PM:(looking towards navy chief)Are we ready to atleast do symbolic naval blockade of Karachi.
Navy chief: (in his goat like voice) saar saar our only aircraft carrier is cooling its in cohin shipyard and we have no planes to fly off from AC. our submarines are lying in junkyard for repair and only nuklear sub arihant has fizzled like our 1998 bumbs.

PM is mighty angry now.

PM: (looking towards DRDO chief) Are we ready to launch some missiles.
DRDO chief:( in his cat like voice) saar wee have all missile under testing phase onlee.our agnis failed last year we can sure launch them but i cant guarantee you that they will reach Pakistan only they can go to china also or to Indian ocean and hit Diego Garcia too.

PM is little worried....
PM:(looks towards ISRO chief) can we take hafeez saeeds pics from our satellite so that atleast we can show our janta that hafiz saeed is under our constant watch.
ISRO chief:Saar our two GSLV just burst mid air in September and December giving children joy of fireworks for Eid and Christmas.

PM is mighty worried.Defence minister sensing his anxiety speaks.

Defence minister:(Raising his butt slightly as if reaching for mic leave a soundless fart phusss.......and adjusts his lungi) saar just announce on Doordarshan to the nation and the world that we are peace loving and non violent country onlee and we extend our hand of peace and friendship towards pakistan.


So after a meeting of 15 minutes where indian media reports PM had meeting of 3 hrs of brain storming on security preparedness after the threat of ISI chief.

So PM manmohan singh goes on doordarshan live and says as suggested by defence minister that we are peace loving country only etc and leave all boastful indian janta home and abroad and on various pakistani boards seething in anger at the impotency of their PM manmohan singh meanwhile looking for reconciling reasons of talks and then aman ki asha tamasha started by indian paper as a new year surprise joke on seething indian populace.

:rofl::cheers:

if only likes of you had taken effort to make your country better rather than making something BS like this :D
I wish your country has more people like you :D
 
dont lie dude...your own general who was the commander of kargil war admiited you lost...whatelse do u want...if u dont believe in your own army then thats your problem

But your own nawaz shreiff said that Kargil was blunder and worst planned war strategy ever ??? do you want some link here ?? ;) as he's the one who ran to your so called friend US to save your A** from continuous pounding by Bofors ,mirage and Pinaka lol........
 
Cool link man! dailytimes.pk?EH! got any thing better to do??? Well i believe in solid proofs!
:rofl:

dont troll ...i have posted link where your own general who was commanding kargil war admitted Pakistan won....its your problem if u trust foreign newspaper more than your own army....these newspapers are not official....your general admitting Pakistan won is official...get over it or keep crying..your headache
 
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dont troll ...i have posted link where your own general who was commanding kargil war admitted Pakistan won....its your problem if u trust foreign newspaper more than your own army....these newspapers are not official....your general admitting Pakistan won is official...get over it or keep crying..your headache

hehe!!! look whos's talking about troll ????:blink:
 
you army can do nothing....just good for talking and retarded rants

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dont troll ...i have posted link where your own general who was commanding kargil war admitted Pakistan won....its your problem if u trust foreign newspaper more than your own army....these newspapers are not official....your general admitting Pakistan won is official...get over it or keep crying..your headache

your own PM admitted and what about late benazir Bhutto lol ............ Need links here ??
 

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