Okay. You got 75 year
ticket. You can use it to extract the best out of it or waste it. Your choice. I know I hear some of you say yeh "we got life after death". No worries. If life after death is waiting for you and is such a
great proposition please -
i. Do not cry when your close relative dies. Throw a
party instead.
Laugh in joy. In fact be jealous of him/her whose gone to a better place. Be like "my mate Jan Mohammed" is chillin upstairs and look at me here sufferin" Lucky git !
ii. Do not do anything that extends your ticket. Eat fatty foods. Do not take any exercise. Do not take any medication that extends your life. Do not get any medical treatment that extends your life. Go for 'good' jobs that offer salvation from this ticket. Like very dangerous jobs.
And if shooting starts and everybody is running away make sure you run in the opposite direction into the bullets. That way not only will you go to a better life upstairs but everybody will remember you as a hero.
Me? I am intend to squeeze every year out of my ticket and
suffer in this life.
@Joe Shearer Your views sought?