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Common lines after people get drunk...


1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!! (my fav)


2. You know i am not drunk...


3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga...


5. Tu bura mat maann bhai...


6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu... (another my fav )


7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....


8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??


9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...


10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...


11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...


12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!!


13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…


14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...


15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...


16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???


17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..


18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...


19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…


20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…


21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!


22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…


and the best one...


23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai


And Finally...


Salla... aajse daru band........ .......!! !:D:D
 
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Jarha said:
Common lines after people get drunk...


1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!! (my fav)


2. You know i am not drunk...


3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga...


5. Tu bura mat maann bhai...


6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...


7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....


8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??


9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...


10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...


11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...


12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!!


13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…


14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...


15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...


16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???


17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..


18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...


19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…


20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…


21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!


22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…


and the best one...


23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai


And Finally...


Salla... aajse daru band........ .......!! !:D:D
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Bahut hindi film dehte ho :D
 
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Jarha said:
Common lines after people get drunk...


1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...bhai !!! (my fav)


2. You know i am not drunk...


3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga...


5. Tu bura mat maann bhai...


6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...


7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....


8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??


9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...


10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu...


11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...


12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...lovely waala !!!


13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…


14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...


15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...


16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???


17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..


18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...


19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…


20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…


21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!


22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…


and the best one...


23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai


And Finally...


Salla... aajse daru band........ .......!! !:D:D
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GURU JEE Apke charan kahaan hain mujh gareeb ko bhee apna shishya bana lo!!!!!:toast_sign:
 
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Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai...

This line ruined so many parties for me. Every now and then one friend will say that and then i had to bear his emotional rona dhona....
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i hear you isi main nay 2 dost rakhay hotay hai woh rota hai aik os ko sambhalta hai aur mai khata hon:p:P:P
 
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TeraBaap said:
Bahut hindi film dehte ho :D
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Nahi Daru peene ke baad ki baaten bhi gaur se sunta hun ...

Are bhaiyya 10 Dosto main pee ke dekho ... Ye lines automatic nikalati hain ..

aapke liye ..

Tujhe Mohabbat Sikhane Me Nakaam Rahe Hum.
Jo Chalke Na Paimane Se Wo Jaam Rahe Hum.
Na Pooch Kya Guzri Mere Dil Per Aye Sanam.
Jab Wafa Nibha Kar Bhi Badnaam Rahe Hum
 
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Jarha said:
Nahi Daru peene ke baad ki baaten bhi gaur se sunta hun ...

Are bhaiyya 10 Dosto main pee ke dekho ... Ye lines automatic nikalati hain ..

aapke liye ..

Tujhe Mohabbat Sikhane Me Nakaam Rahe Hum.
Jo Chalke Na Paimane Se Wo Jaam Rahe Hum.
Na Pooch Kya Guzri Mere Dil Per Aye Sanam.
Jab Wafa Nibha Kar Bhi Badnaam Rahe Hum
Click to expand...

bewada aashiq... woh hi rota hua... dangerous combination... beware...:help:
 
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