END OF THE WORLD STATUS REPORT FROM ALL PDF UNITS

[Cheetah786]

So far so Good Captain



I am Under this undisclosed Rock

 

[iPhone]

Everything good on my end, so far, that is. . We still have three more hours of ordeal.

 

[Kobalt]

My neighbor's cat just combusted and my hot cocoa scalded my tongue. We are going down in flames

 

[RazPaK]

I got my car washed earlier.

Some bird just pooped on it.


******* bird.

 

[S_O_C_O_M]

i was in the elevator and somebody farted.

I thought the end had come.

 

[RescueRanger]

i was in the elevator and somebody farted.

I thought the end had come.

Just thank your luck stars it was not the unique aroma you get every time you attempt to use the toilet on the Chenab Express from Karachi to Rawalpindi. Ewwww du Toilet anyone?

 

[RazPaK]

Just thank your luck stars it was not the unique aroma you get every time you attempt to use the toilet on the Chenab Express from Karachi to Rawalpindi. Ewwww du Toilet anyone?

A truer story has never been told.

 

[Esc8781]

 

[JohnyD]

India is doomed, I am posting from heaven where I have been given a temporary seat as there is no vacant seat or place to stand in Hell!!

All Indians have been promoted to Heaven as Pakistani and Chinese have started arriving...Hell is being expanded to accomodate most of them.. ..how are things on Earth, can someone please upload some photos?

 

[Al Bhatti]

Now that the world has ended, are we in hell or heaven? I dont see any huurs or angels or devils.

Looks like i am a persona non-grata for both heaven and hell and they both threw me back to earth.

 

[Pakistanisage]

http://www.kosovothanksyou.com/as Pakistani and Chinese have started arriving...Hell is being expanded to accomodate most of them.. ..how are things on Earth, can someone please upload some photos?

No my friend, as an Indian you are simply in the altered state of mind because of Indian propensity for WISHFUL THINKING. Snap out of it.

 

[danger007]

very sad, we arranged party yesterday...... nothing happen... expected dooms day....

 

[qasimali]

very sad, we arranged party yesterday...... nothing happen... expected dooms day....

Wait for few days, new year's eve is coming.

 

[Esc8781]

Who here held a party in the year 2000

 

[danger007]

Who here held a party in the year 2000

im kid in that time, so no party..... lol