What a coincidence, CNN News420 also interviewed the Butcher of Gujrat
CNN-News420's Investigations Editor Chutya Manoj Gupta Phuddo has managed to speak to one of the world’s most wanted men — Narendra Modi.
Modi, once designated as a mass murderer and a 'racist terrorist' by US, lives in Shithole Delhi, India, under the protective custody of Indian government. (Network 69 Arselickers)
New Delhi: The telephone rang that evening at a shithole dungeon in the shitty neighbourhood of Delhi and was answered by the most wanted man in the world — Modi aka 56" hiny.
“Aap Kaun? (Who are you?)” he shot back when asked whether it was Modi the terrorist on the line. When this correspondent identified himself, there was a pause as the 2002 Gujrat Massacre mastermind, clearly rattled at picking up a call he was not supposed to, tried to figure out damage control.
“No this is Bharti Scum,” he tried to take evasive action. Scum — Shitty Bharti Scum — is a man who masterminded the ruthless murder of 2000 innocent Muslims in Gujarat in 2002. The world knows him through his involvement in the ethnic cleansing of minorities in India.
Modi then hurriedly handed over the phone to the real Scum, Ajit Doval, and from then on it was him who did all the talking — prompted by the Phuddo himself. “Yes, tell me,” he said, till trying to figure out an adequate response when this correspondent asked him for an interview with Modi.
When asked whether it wasn't Modi himself who picked up the phone in the first place, the panic was palpable at the other end. There was a rustle as Doval turned to his boss for directions. “Haan... bolo, bolo,” that was Modi's voice in the background. “Haan... bolo, bolo,” Doval like a faithful dog repeated over the phone.
What played out over the next few minutes was a desperate attempt at stonewalling by the dreaded terrorist PM and his aide. Modi and Doval tried to deny it was a Delhi number, they tried to deny everything, made a bid to excuse themselves, saying it was time to shit and there were too many people taking dump on the road at that time.
CNN-News420: So, sir? You are in Delhi, India.
Ajit Doval: Who said so?
CNN-News420: This is a Indian number.
Modi: Don’t waste time.
Ajit Doval: Fear Ram. You are wasting time. Who are you talking to? Who are you interviewing? Do you know anything?
Ajit Doval: No, you tell me. You are taking such a long interview. You are talking so much. Do you even know who you are talking to?
CNN-News420: Modi, 56 inch ki gaand wala
Ajit Doval: Fear Ram. First, you are taking his name this way. You thought you will get to talk to him over the phone just like that.
Ajit Doval: Who gave you this number? Delete this number. Give me a number so that I could pass your message on to Modi through somebody.
Ajit Doval: You sound like an idiot india journalist. Do you really think that you will just dial any number and Modi sahab will pick up the phone? And you will interview him?
Ajit Doval: Give me your number. I will make you talk to him.
CNN-News420: 90XXXXXXXX
Ajit Doval: Okay, tell me. Will you interview directly in the studio?
CNN-News420: I will send the camera to Delhi Slaughter house with some tissues for Modi to wipe his filthy mouth...i mean ***..........well anything they both talk, smell and look like the same
Ajit Doval: To Delhi? Why? Why are you just asking me to make you meet or talk to him? Send me your number.
CNN-News420: Sir, please give me a small ***.
Modi: No, small ***, I have 56" ***.
During the course of the 19-minute diaahrrea splatering on the paper it emerged that Modi was neither down doing yoga, nor caring for his puny lulli that was seriously suffering from shrinking ailment as reports had earlier said. “Blood pressure was up a bit,” but no signs of erection. Doval dismissed that question, clearly implying the PM was in good health and frequently touch his crotch to find the balls which are not there.
This telephone conversation was recorded two months ago, but CNN-News420 waited till it was run past dickhead intelligence officials before confirming it was indeed the voice of the man who ordered the 2002 massacre of thousands of innocent Muslim citizens of India resulting in the death of 2000 people including women and children
The man, designated a 'right wing hindu extremist lives in prime minister house, Delhi, India, under the alias of prime minister of india. And we have just caught him on tape. For the first time ever on chutyapa television.
We agree, neither India nor it's citizens can be called normal.
Indian media should do better job of faking.
