ComicRelief: Paks come let us make fun of eachother ...release in isolation!

[IFB]

It's a religious superstition.

Like old wives tale big hands and big feet means you have a big ,.......
I have big hands and big feet, I can tell you the rumour is absolutely true.

Not true at all...i dont have a big hand or feet...i always thought mine was small...that is until my late girlfriend came into the picture...her first expression was..." its big"...will never forget that moment till i die...felt so proud lol.

 

[Mentee]

No I am an astronaut.. Woh hath daikhnay waly ko kia kehtay hain? @Mentee

Palmist is the word rajpoot bhai

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Palmist is the word rajpoot bhai

Oh nahi, nahi... Djina... @fitpOsitive is Spaceman SpiritualScientist ...with his wonderful theories!

 

[Mentee]

@Mentee I tell you my dear Djin our @fitpOsitive is TreeHugger!

Ap jamhori riwayat pamaal krnay k Dr pay hain

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Ap jamhori riwayat pamaal krnay k Dr pay hain

O Dijna.. hum to JumWhoriat kay liay sub se bara hatra hain!

JumWhoriat is the unholy offspring of Khottacracy...which in itself is ugly offspring of Khottaism!

 

[Mentee]

Signalian be like :

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@aliyusuf has my respect, To the point, Speak where necessary, Wish I was like him...

@Tps43

When @Mentee completed his MBBS, he said : hain, but I filled form for MBA.
That's not fair

Gonna Self delete myself before going for mbbs

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Tea - Traditional or Mimosa? Different experiences I've read ...

Crystals pulled though ... white and sparkling!

Set & Setting desired before "beam me up Scotty"! Waiting room is frustrating somewhat ...

Can't wait to meet you on the other side ...

Yes, the WaitingRoom.... all elastic... walls, floor, ceiling n all.. elastic, elastic.... and that Albino Ape...hairless, hairless... red eyes...always glaring from behind the skin of the walls.... The WaitingRoom... avoid the Albino... keep looking at the Door... whence it opens... waiting, waiting, waiting ....for you!

Stars do speak.... and then the surge of strength...where that comes from?

Voice of Sielnce sometimes is unbearable though...

Waiting, waiting, waiting.... Sweet!

 

[Pakistani Fighter]

I ordered that guy to remove his shirt....

Its not a coincidence that you go about here saying cute to guys. You are slowly revealing yourself

My favourite poster is @seven0seven , in his every comment he tags the person multiple times and uses alot of emoticons multiple times, mostly

Why you changed your name to Cashew from Valar?

 

[SIPRA]

Its not a coincidence that you go about here saying cute to guys. You are slowly revealing yourself

Why you changed your name to Cashew from Valar?

May be, he received a gift of bagful of cashew nuts.

 

[Asimzranger]

 

[Valar.]

Why you changed your name to Cashew from Valar?

Ran out of nuts/dried fruit stock and kaju just happens to be my favourite. I buy couple of kilograms 2/3 times a year. Usually an entire stock of pista/kaju/badam/akhrot/chilgoza along with some peanuts, kishmish and revrian. Then I keep some for myself and distribute the rest to my different family members etc.
Tu bhi khaya ker aur khuda ka shukar ada ker k Pak mai yeh cheezain bohot sati hain.

 

[Pakistani Fighter]

Tu bhi khaya ker aur khuda ka shukar ada ker k Pak mai yeh cheezain bohot sati hain.

Sasti? Bhai tu konse Pakistan me rehta hai.

 

[SIPRA]

Tu bhi khaya ker aur khuda ka shukar ada ker k Pak mai yeh cheezain bohot sati hain.

Ab kahan sasti reh gayi haen, khasoosan chilghoza.

@Mangus Ortus Novem

Paa Jee: Yeh hae Nooray ki asal auqaat, daakay maarnay say pehlay.

 

[Valar.]

Sasti? Bhai tu konse Pakistan me rehta hai.

Ab kahan sasti reh gayi haen, khasoosan chilghoza.

Compared to other countries, I meant.

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Ab kahan sasti reh gayi haen, khasoosan chilghoza.



@Mangus Ortus Novem

Paa Jee: Yeh hae Nooray ki asal auqaat, daakay maarnay say pehlay.

O PaaJee,

IndiaPhrand Nawaj in Londonistan missing his ......well, have a look below...Love is in the air, every sight, every sound...