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A better solution of load shedding

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Different people have suggested different solutions of load shedding, but they haven’t been successful in solving the problem and it still remains the same due to increasing consumption and relatively slow process of power generation. For example engineering students came up with their experimental projects of electricity generation, some of them were really nice and innovative, but they could not get acceptance or popularity on macro level may be due to absence of sponsorship from public as well as private sector.

Someone said that military should take steps in solving this crisis. The main thing is army is to provide back up solutions for the civilian set up. It is mainly their (civilian govt.) duty to tackle problems and prove their abilities.

Anyway, here is the better solution of load shedding. The solution is all the people should rub their bodies with one another. Rubbing generates electric charges and when 190 million people will rub their bodies with each other there will be huge amount of electricity. This method will not only generate electricity but will also create harmony and closeness among the people, which is also need of the hour. Above all this method is self sustained and cost free.

Some people may take undue advantage of this method, e.g. lesbians and gays may find fascination in it. They should be monitored on district level by the district committees and culprits should be given at least 30 days of imprisonment.

In the beginning people may find it a bit strange but when they’ll see its social and economical benefits, they will do it with extra zeal and zest.
 
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New housing should have some sort of Solar panels to ease the burden on the national grid.

Energy efficient appliances.

Wind Mill farms along the coast. And in the NWFP, Kashmir and G-B.

Small hydro-electric dams along the Indus River. They will create water reserviors and protect against flooding.

End these Power Plants that feed off of oil. They are the reasons why the electricity bills are crazy.

Crack down on the big shot power thieves, Sugar mills etc. wo steal electricity.

Confiscate the generators from the homes of Political leaders so they too suffer from the heat.
 
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why cant heterosexuals rub their bodies... :cheesy:
I have another idea, catch some mice, and put them in a spinning wheel... attach a small dynamo
feed them with leftovers..
 
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Save more energy, also produce more energy.
 
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Different people have suggested different solutions of load shedding, but they haven’t been successful in solving the problem and it still remains the same due to increasing consumption and relatively slow process of power generation. For example engineering students came up with their experimental projects of electricity generation, some of them were really nice and innovative, but they could not get acceptance or popularity on macro level may be due to absence of sponsorship from public as well as private sector.

Someone said that military should take steps in solving this crisis. The main thing is army is to provide back up solutions for the civilian set up. It is mainly their (civilian govt.) duty to tackle problems and prove their abilities.

Anyway, here is the better solution of load shedding. The solution is all the people should rub their bodies with one another. Rubbing generates electric charges and when 190 million people will rub their bodies with each other there will be huge amount of electricity. This method will not only generate electricity but will also create harmony and closeness among the people, which is also need of the hour. Above all this method is self sustained and cost free.

Some people may take undue advantage of this method, e.g. lesbians and gays may find fascination in it. They should be monitored on district level by the district committees and culprits should be given at least 30 days of imprisonment.

In the beginning people may find it a bit strange but when they’ll see its social and economical benefits, they will do it with extra zeal and zest.


This idea definitely came from a little guy who was "rubbing himself" a little too much. :lol:
 
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my relatives in village had a gobar gas plant like shown here.. looong time ago
you will have to make a slurry of water and cowdung ... thats the only yukk bit.. but then villagers dont find it difficult..
the left over gobar is ordourless nearly.. so double benefit..
 
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