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bhai yahaan to aysa hota hai agly din main or mera boss jordainan jo bhut moon phat hai aik five star hotel ke samny khary thy kw aik 70 saal ka baba 16 saal ki larki ka hath paker ker hotel ja raha tha

mera boos us ki traf tik ke dekh raha tha

main us ko bola boss tumhara kya us ne pessy kharchy hai

us ne moti gali de ker kaha leken khan se khareedi hai hum mer gai hai:rofl:

ye haal hai yaar
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

matlub ser ke ooper sawa-sair
samaghta hon.......... arabon main in cheezon ka bohat zoq hai....... west se bhi shayad kahin zayada

chalo koi naik haseena mili to zaror batana............ waqayi main arab larki se shaadi karne main mujhe koi aitraaz nahi ho ga :P agar seerat achi ho :D
 
ager koi serius mamla hai to mohsin sahab ka pata kra leen gay nadra database se.fiker na ker yaar.:lol:

Nahin bhaijaan, hamari to request hai ki baaki diljale ko bhi mauka diya jaye ;)
 
matlub ser ke ooper sawa-sair
samaghta hon.......... arabon main in cheezon ka bohat zoq hai....... west se bhi shayad kahin zayada

chalo koi naik haseena mili to zaror batana............ waqayi main arab larki se shaadi karne main mujhe koi aitraaz nahi ho ga agar seerat achi ho

seerat khaan se lay baba yahaan? kis dunya ke baat kerty ho zaki miyaan . dunya bhut advance ho chuki pablic yahaan modren larkiyoon se tang hai. main ne hazaroon bar dekha hai shoher hotel main a ker bevi ko fone kertaa hai or phir mobile fone hotel waly ko deta hai tab wo order kerty hai khany ka :rofl::rofl::rofl: mamoon is mulk main larki ya to agy chalti hai ya hath paker ker pechy ab koi nhi chalti. sar bacha or pakistan ja ker kidher shadi ker lee warna mara jay ga:rofl::rofl::
 
Arey sorry ma'm.. my aim was not to hurt you. was just creating a fun out of it..

tou ap mohsin ko parhe bechare ne kitna hard work kiya hai
 
le ........... rozay ka biwi se kya taluq :confused:

bhok bhi bardash karni hoti hai aur biwi bhi bardash karni parti hai

khair tumhien shadi sey pehley samajh nahi aye ge ye bat
 
Nahin bhaijaan, hamari to request hai ki baaki diljale ko bhi mauka diya jaye ;)

dil jaly apny gher ja ker mummy ko paker ker roye ye whatever ap dil fresh logoon ke liye hai . or kisi ne dil jalany ki baat ki to main shoot ker doon ga:sniper::sniper:
 
seerat khaan se lay baba yahaan? kis dunya ke baat kerty ho zaki miyaan . dunya bhut advance ho chuki pablic yahaan modren larkiyoon se tang hai. main ne hazaroon bar dekha hai shoher hotel main a ker bevi ko fone kertaa hai or phir mobile fone hotel waly ko deta hai tab wo order kerty hai khany ka :rofl::rofl::rofl: mamoon is mulk main larki ya to agy chalti hai ya hath paker ker pechy ab koi nhi chalti. sar bacha or pakistan ja ker kidher shadi ker lee warna mara jay ga:rofl::rofl::

:rofl::rofl:

typical imran bhai's comment :cheers:
 
seerat khaan se lay baba yahaan? kis dunya ke baat kerty ho zaki miyaan . dunya bhut advance ho chuki pablic yahaan modren larkiyoon se tang hai. main ne hazaroon bar dekha hai shoher hotel main a ker bevi ko fone kertaa hai or phir mobile fone hotel waly ko deta hai tab wo order kerty hai khany ka :rofl::rofl::rofl: mamoon is mulk main larki ya to agy chalti hai ya hath paker ker pechy ab koi nhi chalti. sar bacha or pakistan ja ker kidher shadi ker lee warna mara jay ga:rofl:

aur phir duniya walay kehte hain ke Saudi Arabia main aurat piss rahi hai :lol:

i know brother............. jahan main rahta hon yahan ke to kya kehne. Tum jaate ho chup chupa kar Jeddah beach pe :P - yahan to Nude beach hai :lol:

haan main kabhi nahi gaya lakin sirf example de raha hon ke duniya ko achi tara samagh hon :D
 
line pe a gya bacha:rofl::P

aana hi padega jab chhoti sis hurt hogi... but Mohsin se abhi bhi panga hai.. koi achhi romantic shayari nahin likhi kya? hamesha Rotlu shayari hi milti hain.. :(
 
bhok bhi bardash karni hoti hai aur biwi bhi bardash karni parti hai

khair tumhien shadi sey pehley samajh nahi aye ge ye bat

Jin ko in cheezon ki qadar nahi hoti unhon ne bardasht hi karna hota hai. Hum ne to bardasht nahi balke life enjoy karne ke liye shaadi karni hai ta ke koi aisa ho jis se hum apne dil ki baat keh sakain :P

tumne saari zindagi lagta hai bardasht hi karna hai :P
don't worry tum nahi samgho ge........... shaadi ke baad pata chal jaye ga :rofl:
 
Jin ko in cheezon ki qadar nahi hoti unhon ne bardasht hi karna hota hai. Hum ne to bardasht nahi balke life enjoy karne ke liye shaadi karni hai ta ke koi aisa ho jis se hum apne dil ki baat keh sakain :

tumne saari zindagi lagta hai bardasht hi karna hai :P
don't worry tum nahi samgho ge........... shaadi ke baad pata chal jaye ga :rofl:

:tup::tup::tup::tup::tup::partay:
 
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