Whatever

[Imran Khan]

LoL

Some one Messaged me this one yesterday.

Biwi mian sae: Mene ajj gayee ke zuban banaye hae ghaoo ge...

Mian: Mein kisse ke munh sae nikle hue chez nai khata.

Biwi: Chulo phir mein andda bana don?

tell me true app punjabi stage dramy dekhty ho

 

[Tiger Awan]

yaar samjha kero main un se derta hoon jo mery samny a sakty hai.jo internet se hain un se kon pagal derta hai.again jao bula lao

bulaya bhi to usey jata hai jo samaney ho

 

[Tiger Awan]

ok g me going


aj bhi bara busy din tha

 

[naumananjum]

LoL

Some one messaged me this one yesterday.

Biwi mian sae: Mene ajj gayee ke zuban banaye hae ghaoo ge...

Mian: Mein kisse ke munh sae nikle hue chez nai khata.

Biwi: Chulo phir mein andda bana don?

ha ha ha ha ha ha rofl:

 

[Imran Khan]

hmm kia jail ja chukay hein app...!!!!

nhi yaar ye kam baki hai per phly gov deen phir jail

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bulaya bhi to usey jata hai jo samaney ho

ab is main mery koi ghalti nhi

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ok g me going


aj bhi bara busy din tha

na ker yaar kuch time roko na please

 

[S.U.R.B.]

tell me true app punjabi stage dramy dekhty ho

Nai yarrr. Agar app logon ko pasand aya hae to SMS thread par mein share kardonn??

 

[naumananjum]

those
people who sacrificed their lives, time, money, sleep, family, food
were called saints.......nowadays they r called
boy friends

 

[Imran Khan]

Nai yarrr. Agar app logon ko pasand aya hae to SMS thread par mein share kardonn??

ye kon hai thaki hoi rooh

 

[Imran Khan]

those
people who sacrificed their lives, time, money, sleep, family, food
were called saints.......nowadays they r called
boy friends

now a days saints have no charas hafeem but mobile and net

 

[S.U.R.B.]

ye kon hai thaki hoi rooh

Yar Ap ISI ke head ho pata karwa lo is ka .....

Mughe kia pata kon hae or kuon thaki hue hae.

 

[Imran Khan]

Yar Ap ISI ke head ho pata karwa lo is ka .....

Mughe kia pata kon hae or kuon thaki hue hae.

main ISI ka head hoon per main itny choty moty kamoon main nhi parta.or thaki hoi is ke chehry se dekh ker lagta hai is ke 3 BF is ko chor ker ja chuky

 

[Imran Khan]

Uljha huwa hoon Gardish-e-Doraan main aaj kal,

Tum ye na samajhna ke Muhabbat nahi rahi.

 

[silent hill]

lathi charge in this forum from now on

 

[S.U.R.B.]

main ISI ka head hoon per main itny choty moty kamoon main nhi parta.or thaki hoi is ke chehry se dekh ker lagta hai is ke 3 BF is ko chor ker ja chuky

Koi bhe kam barra ya chotta nai hota.

Kam Kam hae orr job is job.

Mere to Goodnight ho gye hae start....lo g mein challa.

 

[Imran Khan]

Koi bhe kam barra ya chotta nai hota.

Kam Kam hae orr job is job.

Mere to Goodnight ho gye hae start....lo g mein challa.

yaar jana hai to jao ye pics mat dikhaya ker hamary jazbaat ka kuch to khayal rakhocry: