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suno gaoo walo yahaan holi manany waloon ki koi jaga nhi ya to hamara gaoon chor do ya tuba ker lo.
 
paancheen shadi kar sakte hain bhai....... agar 1 ko talaq ho jaye? ;)

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baaz batain kehne ki nahi hoti meray pyaray bhai jaan,
baaz batain mehsoos ki jaati hain :rofl:

lets change the topic

and bye for now i am going somewhere

Nai yarr mere khiyal mein wo replacement ho ge........:D Log wese he usse panchween bana dete hein.:lol:
 
Nai yarr mere khiyal mein wo replacement ho ge........:D Log wese he usse panchween bana dete hein.:lol:

par bhai agar woh bhi Brand new model ho to phir :eek:
phir bhi woh replacement hi consider hoti hai kya :frown:

Zaalim Samaaj

hum to desi zubaan main isay Panchween Shaadi hi kehte hain..... 1 ko talaq denay ke baad

kyounke usne 5nchwe baar Nikah parha hota hai :rofl:

Bye for now
 
han ye sub tu haraam kaam hain, is mein koi shaq?? but ye Imran bhai ne kia sadaa lagai thi k "haraaaam hai ye" ??? :undecided:

unn ke sadaoon par na jao, kal hello haram hua hae ,parson nazar ke ainak pehanna haram karwa dein ge.....bhai unchee bande hein.....direct contacts hein un ke.:lol:
 
par bhai agar woh bhi Brand new model ho to phir :eek:
phir bhi woh replacement hi consider hoti hai kya :frown:

Zaalim Samaaj

hum to desi zubaan main isay Panchween Shaadi hi kehte hain..... 1 ko talaq denay ke baad

kyounke usne 5nchwe baar Nikah parha hota hai :rofl:

Bye for now



Acha yar mogg karo........(Mein nei model he ka keh raha hon....second hand koi chez nai leta.Chahe books hon ya biwi.:angel:)

Nikah walle bat khuch yon hote he ke app jisse talaq dete hein us sae app ka nikah bhe toot jata hae.Hue na replacement phir.

:rofl:


Bye.
 
unn ke sadaoon par na jao, kal hello haram hua hae ,parson nazar ke ainak pehanna haram karwa dein ge.....bhai unchee bande hein.....direct contacts hein un ke.

jo bhi cheez hamari phunch se door hai ya hamary kam ki nhi wo haraam hai :rofl:

GF haram hai jab tak hamari nhi ban jaty
sharab haram hai jab tak humy nhi milty
internet halal hai kiyoon ke hamary pass hai
shakera ke gany makrooh hai haram nhi
aysi tamam partes haram hai jis main hum invite nhi
tv halal hai kiyoon ke main ne abhi abhi 32 inch flat screen liya hai
stage dramy haram nhi sofi sahab bhi dekhty hai
suna hai bhang bhi haraam nhi kiyoon ke ghas hai na
cigrate haram nhi hum peety hai
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
@ Naumananjum.

Bhai sab ajj kal kia karte hein app?

Hum to student hein.:pop:
 
jo bhi cheez hamari phunch se door hai ya hamary kam ki nhi wo haraam hai :rofl:

GF haram hai jab tak hamari nhi ban jaty
sharab haram hai jab tak humy nhi milty
internet halal hai kiyoon ke hamary pass hai
shakera ke gany makrooh hai haram nhi
aysi tamam partes haram hai jis main hum invite nhi
tv halal hai kiyoon ke main ne abhi abhi 32 inch flat screen liya hai
stage dramy haram nhi sofi sahab bhi dekhty hai
suna hai bhang bhi haraam nhi kiyoon ke ghas hai na
cigrate haram nhi hum peety hai
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Zarorat ijaad ke maan hae or ijjtehad sab ka ...........:lol:


khair.:rofl:

Acha bhai Azan ho gye hae.:cheers:
 
Acha yar mogg karo........(Mein nei model he ka keh raha hon....second hand koi chez nai leta.Chahe books hon ya biwi.:angel:)

Nikah walle bat khuch yon hote he ke app jisse talaq dete hein us sae app ka nikah bhe toot jata hae.Hue na replacement phir.

:rofl:


Bye.

nice joke kabhi insaan bhi secend hand hoy? i am not agree:cry:
 
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