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[SpArK]

Once a boy went to a shop with his mother.

The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets and said
'Dear Child..u can take the sweets... but the child didnt take.The shop keeper was surprised.. such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets.... now mother also heard that and said.. beta take the sweets.. yet he didnt take...
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The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... he himself took the sweets and gave to the child...... the child was happy to get two hands full of sweets ....
When returned to home Mother asked child...
Why didnt you take the sweets... when shop keeper told you to take...
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Can you guess the response:
Child replies... Mom! my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... how many more sweets i got!
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Moral:

When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyond our expectations.... more than what we can hold......................

 

[Huda]

Hum to wo hein jo teri awaz sun k tere how
wo koi our hein jo tere didar ko taraste hein....

 

[DesiGuy]

Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired.

There will be no matches on weekends or on national/regional holidays.

The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green.

Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it.

 

[Huda]

 

[BlackenTheSky]

Hum to wo hein jo teri awaz sun k tere how
wo koi our hein jo tere didar ko taraste hein....

Kia haal hai huda? tution kaisa ja raha hai.

 

[DesiGuy]

girls=time*money

and as we all know time is money

time=money

therefore

girl=money*money=money square

so we know that money is root of all evil

money=square root of evil

therefore

girls=square of square root of evil

hence

girl=evil

 

[Tiger Awan]

hey, what happened to first few pages of this thread? :shocked:

it starts with webmaster.

What happened to chocolate lover post?

merged with another thread

 

[DesiGuy]

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

 

[BlackenTheSky]

Well benny the moral was nice.

 

[DesiGuy]

merged with another thread

Which thread?

 

[darkinsky]

Hum to wo hein jo teri awaz sun k tere how
wo koi our hein jo tere didar ko taraste hein....

ham woh hain jo kisi aur cheez ke liye taraste how

 

[Huda]

Kia haal hai huda? tution kaisa ja raha hai.

 

[BlackenTheSky]

girls=time*money

and as we all know time is money

time=money

therefore

girl=money*money=money square

so we know that money is root of all evil

money=square root of evil

therefore

girls=square of square root of evil

hence

girl=evil

Well mate,who said the girl is evil?it's we boys who are evil

 

[Tiger Awan]

girls=time*money

and as we all know time is money

time=money

therefore

girl=money*money=money square

so we know that money is root of all evil

money=square root of evil

therefore

girls=square of square root of evil

hence

girl=evil

i have already posted this


double post


ban this member

 

[Tiger Awan]

Which thread?

Aur sunao


started by webbie

---------- Post added at 12:13 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:12 AM ----------

Well mate,who said the girl is evil?it's we boys who are evil

can you prove this