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[BlackenTheSky]

men sirf 16 posts peechay hoon,uskay baad ranking 11th hojaye gi on 'whatever'.

 

[Hyde]

men sirf 16 posts peechay hoon,uskay baad ranking 11th hojaye gi on 'whatever'.

number one kon hai waise?

Aur congrats - hope to see you in top 5 soon

and one day you will be number 1 tied with Imran Khan

 

[Imran Khan]

is

a

to

is film ka end ker deen ajj?????


M I T K O S ye sab janty hai ab is se agy

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the jeans for me.
Husband – Bad command or file name.

Wife- What about my TV?
Husband – variable not found

Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife – oh god!forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife – at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.

Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife – what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.

Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.

Wife – do you love me or your computer or you just love your job?
Husband – Too many parameters.

Wife – i will go to my dad’s? house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.

Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer

 

[Hyde]

post of the month Imran bhai

nice one

i am speechless

 

[Imran Khan]

post of the month Imran bhai

nice one

i am speechless

nhi nhi or kra shadiyaan

 

[Imran Khan]

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

 

[BlackenTheSky]

lList of posts by members on whatever

Zaki 4,810
Imran Khan 2,031
huda 1,924
KillBill 1,665
S.U.R.B. 1,661
Tiger Awan 1,638
kugga 1,462
impossibleaisha 1,376
Moin91 1,002
Jiya seher 655
DaRk WaVe 546
blackenthesky 531
ptldM3 390
Pk_Thunder 375
diva 360
prithwidw 350
Black Blood 340
rangbaaz 285
BENNY 280
WAQAS119 237
jinxeD_girl 219
seiko 215
H2O3C4Nitrogen 214
TIBERIUMMAN 214
xebex 207
friendly_troll96 201
Chappal Chor 176
thebrownguy 175
Mani2020 167
FlyingEagle 165
Pride 162
Adwitiya 136
Hammy007 133
nForce 125
mjnaushad 121
Choppers 109
adrenalin 106
Gin ka Pakistan 105
into the wild 96
saurabh 87
Skies 83
U-571 76
A.R. 71
Abhiras 71
Break the Silence 69
IMADreamer 66
sparklingway 61
umairp 57
LCA Tejas 53
DesiGuy 52
Death.By.Chocolate 47
Prometheus 47
fawwaxs 45
sergente rehan 43
justpk 41
storm seeker 39
MKI 30 39
Nishan 38
su-47 37
Narad 35
silent hill 35
Pakistani Nationalist 34
FreekiN 33
desiman 33
Tu tu 32
Forrest Griffin 32
raheel1 30
Novice09 30
Brotherhood 28
SMC 27
grey boy 2 25
birdofprey 24
jaunty 24
Asim Aquil 24
TheEnrichedOne 23
S_O_C_O_M 22
gowthamraj 22
khalidali 21
deesu 21
SHHHHH 20
IndianArmy 20
forcetrip 20
Creder 20
xenia 19
JiNgOiStIc HiNdU 18
booo 18
☪☪☪☪ 16
Dance 16
shining eyes 16
Kinshuk 16
sur 15
Bezerk 15
Indian Jatt 15
rohailmalhi 15
TruthSeeker 15
WebMaster 14
KeenGuy 14
Isaq Khan 14
a state of trance 14
saad445566 13
Aimar 13
Peregrine 13
varigeo 13
Marxist 12
Ahchai Eliminator 11
JonAsad 11
Materialistic 10
Coltsfan 10
paritosh 10
gubbi 10
razgriz19 10
Jigs 10
Abir 9
A.R.. 9
WhiteKnight1 9
jagjitnatt 9
laiqs@mi 9
Skeptic 9
DeathGod 8
Patriot 7
under cover 7
All-Green 7
Markus 7
notorious_eagle 7
hembo 7
Righteous_Fire 6
Sam_Bajwa 6
superhero 6
S-2 6
compak 6
humblehobbes 5
Valiant_Soul 5
equaline 5
PAFAce 5
zagahaga 5
Abasin Turi 5
Indiarox 5
lhuang 5
True_Pakistan_Zindabad 5
FNFAL 4
karan.1970 4
nightcrawler 4
Indian_Idol 4
sanasahil 4
Salik 4
BeyondLoud 4
Nagraj 4
sulemani keeda 4
Sudesh Lahri 4
melody 4
MilesTogo 4
yuba 4
sab ahsan 4
PlanetWarrior 4
AliFarooq 4
sam_every where 4
peacekeeper 4
Thunder Omni Role 4
Dawkins 4
Wounded Healer 3
Karthic Sri 3
AZADPAKISTAN2009 3
Join 3
ISRO 3
A.Muqeet khan 3
jha 3
Condor 3
Spitfighter 3
prtikul 3
s90 3
Vassnti 3
herakles 3
Je suis de retour 3
zeshukhan 3
Jana 3
majesticpankaj 3
sam27 3
cybertron 3
ahmed_naj 3
Gounder 3
asq 3
Windjammer 2
peace prophet 2
courageneverdies 2
pkpatriotic 2
safriz 2
zeeshe100 2
XtremeRide 3 2
Elmo 2
Gujjar Boy 2
arsalanaslam123 2
Luftwaffe 2
MAB 2
pakfighter 2
arsalan shafique 2
vsdoc 2
Rajput Warrior 2
Ahmed Mehmood 2
future_soldier 2
Gadha 2
Hasnain2009 2
gen x 2
fox 2
xuxu1457 2
rosemary 2
mohan goyal 2
sunil99 2
dexter 2
AnGrz_Z_K_Jailer 2
pak-yes 2
Vande Mataram 2
mafiya 2
marcos98 2
ice_man 2
PakistaniPhysco 2
roach 2
duhastmish 2
syntax_error 2
Rafale Girl 2
AgNoStIc MuSliM 2
Jungibaaz 2
jazzy_superior 2
A$HU 1
Zillay_Khan 1
Super Indian 1
pyazdani945@gmail.com 1
Usama86 1
JF-17_Thunder 1
no_name 1
Balbirsingh 1
Chocolate 1
Maulik 1
Ganga 1
pran_chai 1
owais.usmani 1
kimmo love 1
Shaggy82 1
mr bright 1
pak-marine 1
SMI 1
RaptorRX707 1
owcc 1
iram kazmi 1
Aeon 1
NoEscape 1
Trac 1
navida 1
B. Singh 1
jbond197 1
Roby 1
mr_cool 1
Rise n Shine 1
Barack Obama 1
Saleem 1
Calculator 1
4arlover 1
Prayag 1
Kharian_Beast 1
Shambu 1
sunny & honey 1
aj120 1
moody 1
afriend 1
Xeeshan 1
Bang Galore 1
Quaid-i-Azam 1
JusticeMuzaffar 1
kidwaibhai 1
LND__BAHADUR 1
keyboard 1
jin 1
sec9941 1
nabeel85 1
Saint N sinnerr 1
RescueRanger 1
Kinetic 1
Swift 1
Arch Angel 1
rikki 1
greatsequence 1
What_tha 1
yuvabharat 1
brain_dead 1
Super Falcon 1
mohd497 1
jeypore 1
airjacobs 1
A1Kaid 1
Realist 1
INS 1
LongLiveBritian 1
bc040400065 1
EyelessInGaza 1
Dark Angel 1
dimension117 1
BRADY_TO_MOSS 1
soaringphnx 1
Nishan_101 1
freddiemaize 1
TATA 1
stephanieLukes 1
hammyy2k 1
Bas_tum_Pak 1
bhagathsingh 1
asad ikram 1
PakistaniPacifist 1
ek_indian 1
Stereotypic 1
laxman. 1
lalluyadav 1
kumar_V1.0 1
harrymohan 1
tinguzzz 1

 

[Imran Khan]

A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire."

 

[BlackenTheSky]

hehehehe^^^^

 

[Hyde]

nhi nhi or kra shadiyaan

jis ko Jannat chahiye woh Shaadi kar le
jis ko nahi chahiye woh bahar line main lag jaye

 

[Imran Khan]

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

 

[SpArK]

lList of posts by members on whatever

Zaki 4,810
Imran Khan 2,031
huda 1,924
KillBill 1,665
S.U.R.B. 1,661
Tiger Awan 1,638
kugga 1,462
impossibleaisha 1,376
Moin91 1,002
Jiya seher 655
DaRk WaVe 546
blackenthesky 531
ptldM3 390
Pk_Thunder 375
diva 360
prithwidw 350
Black Blood 340
rangbaaz 285
BENNY 280
WAQAS119 237
jinxeD_girl 219
seiko 215
H2O3C4Nitrogen 214
TIBERIUMMAN 214
xebex 207
friendly_troll96 201
Chappal Chor 176
thebrownguy 175
Mani2020 167
FlyingEagle 165
Pride 162
Adwitiya 136
Hammy007 133
nForce 125
mjnaushad 121
Choppers 109
adrenalin 106
Gin ka Pakistan 105
into the wild 96
saurabh 87
Skies 83
U-571 76
A.R. 71
Abhiras 71
Break the Silence 69
IMADreamer 66
sparklingway 61
umairp 57
LCA Tejas 53
DesiGuy 52
Death.By.Chocolate 47
Prometheus 47
fawwaxs 45
sergente rehan 43
justpk 41
storm seeker 39
MKI 30 39
Nishan 38
su-47 37
Narad 35
silent hill 35
Pakistani Nationalist 34
FreekiN 33
desiman 33
Tu tu 32
Forrest Griffin 32
raheel1 30
Novice09 30
Brotherhood 28
SMC 27
grey boy 2 25
birdofprey 24
jaunty 24
Asim Aquil 24
TheEnrichedOne 23
S_O_C_O_M 22
gowthamraj 22
khalidali 21
deesu 21
SHHHHH 20
IndianArmy 20
forcetrip 20
Creder 20
xenia 19
JiNgOiStIc HiNdU 18
booo 18
☪☪☪☪ 16
Dance 16
shining eyes 16
Kinshuk 16
sur 15
Bezerk 15
Indian Jatt 15
rohailmalhi 15
TruthSeeker 15
WebMaster 14
KeenGuy 14
Isaq Khan 14
a state of trance 14
saad445566 13
Aimar 13
Peregrine 13
varigeo 13
Marxist 12
Ahchai Eliminator 11
JonAsad 11
Materialistic 10
Coltsfan 10
paritosh 10
gubbi 10
razgriz19 10
Jigs 10
Abir 9
A.R.. 9
WhiteKnight1 9
jagjitnatt 9
laiqs@mi 9
Skeptic 9
DeathGod 8
Patriot 7
under cover 7
All-Green 7
Markus 7
notorious_eagle 7
hembo 7
Righteous_Fire 6
Sam_Bajwa 6
superhero 6
S-2 6
compak 6
humblehobbes 5
Valiant_Soul 5
equaline 5
PAFAce 5
zagahaga 5
Abasin Turi 5
Indiarox 5
lhuang 5
True_Pakistan_Zindabad 5
FNFAL 4
karan.1970 4
nightcrawler 4
Indian_Idol 4
sanasahil 4
Salik 4
BeyondLoud 4
Nagraj 4
sulemani keeda 4
Sudesh Lahri 4
melody 4
MilesTogo 4
yuba 4
sab ahsan 4
PlanetWarrior 4
AliFarooq 4
sam_every where 4
peacekeeper 4
Thunder Omni Role 4
Dawkins 4
Wounded Healer 3
Karthic Sri 3
AZADPAKISTAN2009 3
Join 3
ISRO 3
A.Muqeet khan 3
jha 3
Condor 3
Spitfighter 3
prtikul 3
s90 3
Vassnti 3
herakles 3
Je suis de retour 3
zeshukhan 3
Jana 3
majesticpankaj 3
sam27 3
cybertron 3
ahmed_naj 3
Gounder 3
asq 3
Windjammer 2
peace prophet 2
courageneverdies 2
pkpatriotic 2
safriz 2
zeeshe100 2
XtremeRide 3 2
Elmo 2
Gujjar Boy 2
arsalanaslam123 2
Luftwaffe 2
MAB 2
pakfighter 2
arsalan shafique 2
vsdoc 2
Rajput Warrior 2
Ahmed Mehmood 2
future_soldier 2
Gadha 2
Hasnain2009 2
gen x 2
fox 2
xuxu1457 2
rosemary 2
mohan goyal 2
sunil99 2
dexter 2
AnGrz_Z_K_Jailer 2
pak-yes 2
Vande Mataram 2
mafiya 2
marcos98 2
ice_man 2
PakistaniPhysco 2
roach 2
duhastmish 2
syntax_error 2
Rafale Girl 2
AgNoStIc MuSliM 2
Jungibaaz 2
jazzy_superior 2
A$HU 1
Zillay_Khan 1
Super Indian 1
pyazdani945@gmail.com 1
Usama86 1
JF-17_Thunder 1
no_name 1
Balbirsingh 1
Chocolate 1
Maulik 1
Ganga 1
pran_chai 1
owais.usmani 1
kimmo love 1
Shaggy82 1
mr bright 1
pak-marine 1
SMI 1
RaptorRX707 1
owcc 1
iram kazmi 1
Aeon 1
NoEscape 1
Trac 1
navida 1
B. Singh 1
jbond197 1
Roby 1
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Rise n Shine 1
Barack Obama 1
Saleem 1
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4arlover 1
Prayag 1
Kharian_Beast 1
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sunny & honey 1
aj120 1
moody 1
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Xeeshan 1
Bang Galore 1
Quaid-i-Azam 1
JusticeMuzaffar 1
kidwaibhai 1
LND__BAHADUR 1
keyboard 1
jin 1
sec9941 1
nabeel85 1
Saint N sinnerr 1
RescueRanger 1
Kinetic 1
Swift 1
Arch Angel 1
rikki 1
greatsequence 1
What_tha 1
yuvabharat 1
brain_dead 1
Super Falcon 1
mohd497 1
jeypore 1
airjacobs 1
A1Kaid 1
Realist 1
INS 1
LongLiveBritian 1
bc040400065 1
EyelessInGaza 1
Dark Angel 1
dimension117 1
BRADY_TO_MOSS 1
soaringphnx 1
Nishan_101 1
freddiemaize 1
TATA 1
stephanieLukes 1
hammyy2k 1
Bas_tum_Pak 1
bhagathsingh 1
asad ikram 1
PakistaniPacifist 1
ek_indian 1
Stereotypic 1
laxman. 1
lalluyadav 1
kumar_V1.0 1
harrymohan 1
tinguzzz 1

I got 280 In the thread

 

[Imran Khan]

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

 

[Imran Khan]

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

 

[BlackenTheSky]

hey benny good to see you here..wassup...