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[Imran Khan]

^ when you will get married, bhai?

marrage ????????????????

 

[Hyde]

jab bhi aaon har waqt shaadi ki baat ho rahi hoti hai hadd hoti hai har baat ki

 

[Imran Khan]

I'm not laughing at you Skies(there was an ongoing hot issue some days back .... & you provoked it again).But your question is interesting.Hope Imran bhai is happy to reply.

ye kesi lagai bughai ho rahi hai? zakhmoon per tezab phenka ja raha hai

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Imran bhai app ke zakhmonn par marham rakh dete hein.

lo G....

baggii.

app ke pind mein khamba hae.ya app khambee.........

 

[Imran Khan]

jab bhi aaon har waqt shaadi ki baat ho rahi hoti hai hadd hoti hai har baat ki

joke of the month

 

[Imran Khan]

dont use such words my sister is here also

 

[Imran Khan]

ok main soya phir

 

[friendly_troll96]

Top Ten Reasons To Get Married

From the woman's perspective


# stability
# love
# Body guard
# Someone you can fart in front of and not get embarrassed
# Lawn boy
# Car Mechanic
# VCR Programmer
# TV Remote Locator
# Taste Tester for your cooking
# Body Warmer


From the man's perspective

# ***
# personal slave
# key locator
# wallet locator
# food preparation
# lunch packer
# child nurturer
# phone dialer
# family birthday reminder
# schedule coordinator

Source: MarriageForDummies

 

[Jiya seher]

salam.............

 

[Tiger Awan]

salam.............

wsalam

itni raat ko special salam likhney key liye aye hain ap?

 

[Jiya seher]

happy birthday to me ...................

 

[Tiger Awan]

happy birthday to me ...................

may you have many mooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeee (mien ney birthday cap pehen li )

koye cake ho to phir pata chaley na asli bday. is tara kiya maza aye?

 

[Jiya seher]

Thx yeh lo yar

 

[Tiger Awan]

Thx yeh lo yar

welcome. Waisey mujhey cream wala pasand hai

 

[Jiya seher]

welcome. Waisey mujhey cream wala pasand hai

ohhhhhhhhh sorry pehlay batana tha naaaaaaaaaaa