Whatever

[Hyde]

hmm..sa kitne eager hai shaadi ke liye..haha meri shadi ko tau takreean 10 saal hai.tau phir bhai mein tau nahi khawab sajaoo ga.

khawab sajaon ga


good joke

@10 saal
oh bhai agar aur 10 baaqi hain to phir is duniya main rah kar kya karna hai? aur agar 10 saal baaqi hain to shaadi kar ke bhi kya karna hai?

time ko kam kar ke 5 pe baat pakki karwa lo ghar walon se

 

[Durrak]

predictions ka mazza to isse mein hae.Wese kehte hein na jese app hote hein wesa hae app ka hamsafar hota hae.i forgot the Quran reference.
bass orr khuch nai bolon ga.

Saahi baat he
theek he phr ap job smbhalna or hum bhabhi k saath chit chat kren ge

 

[BlackenTheSky]

Yaar mene tau decide kia hai ke kisi Pakistani ladki se shaadi nahin karooga....

 

[kugga]

Yaar mene tau decide kia hai ke kisi Pakistani ladki se shaadi nahin karooga....

Bilkul sahi decide kia hai... kisi spanish ya lebanese sey karna

 

[Hyde]

Yaar mene tau decide kia hai ke kisi Pakistani ladki se shaadi nahin karooga....

woh kyoun

kya koi Kuwaiti Haseena bolay to Habibi haiyya haiyya se pyaar to nahi ho gaya

 

[Durrak]

 

[S.U.R.B.]

iska yeh matlub bhi ho sakta hai ke woh aapko hum se itna door kar de ke hum bhool hi jayen ke yahan SURB naam ka aik dost howa karta thaa
By the way, sachi bata raha hon sab ko...mera number bhi samagho lag gaya howa hai....par is se zayada main detail nahi bata sakta
bas dua kar diya karo....telling this cause aisha jee said ke hamari shaadi nahi honay walay aur qudarti sab ka number jaldi jaldi lag raha hai

han Yarr .....mughe hathwar dalna parein ge....mein account un ke hawale kar don ga.I have decided it now.I love all of you and

This is the best i can do i guess.

Acha hae khud hae parh lein ge kia gull khilaye hein ham nae yahan.

merre to full time job ho ge....iss mein us ka kia kasor ho ga.

ulta merra kam par wo karein ge.

bye all.

 

[BlackenTheSky]

khawab sajaon ga


good joke

@10 saal
oh bhai agar aur 10 baaqi hain to phir is duniya main rah kar kya karna hai? aur agar 10 saal baaqi hain to shaadi kar ke bhi kya karna hai?

time ko kam kar ke 5 pe baat pakki karwa lo ghar walon se

yaar mein abhi barely 18 ka hoon...study abhi 6 saal aur karni hai...phir settle hona hai,..phir thoda akele enjoy karna hai..then at the age of 27,28 mein karegay...shaadi ke ilawa dunya mein aur bhi kaam hai.

 

[Durrak]

Bilkul sahi decide kia hai... kisi spanish ya lebanese sey karna

Aap tou aisa hi kaho ge ap ko apni shaadi hti nhi dikh rhi na

 

[BlackenTheSky]

Bilkul sahi decide kia hai... kisi spanish ya lebanese sey karna

hahaha...yar woh tution wali labanese hi hai

woh kyoun

kya koi Kuwaiti Haseena bolay to Habibi haiyya haiyya se pyaar to nahi ho gaya

nanana...lebanani,,yar woh tution wali

 

[Hyde]

yaar mein abhi barely 18 ka hoon...study abhi 6 saal aur karni hai...phir settle hona hai,..phir thoda akele enjoy karna hai..then at the age of 27,28 mein karegay...shaadi ke ilawa dunya mein aur bhi kaam hai.

phir settle honay ke baad shadi karne ki zarorat bhi kya hai? - phir paise kamane hain...phir aur kamane hain...phir burhape ke liye dawaiyan buy karni hain phir unhain khana bhi hai

28 is budha baba
marry before the age of 25....or your "to be" wife will marry someone else

 

[kugga]

hahaha...yar woh tution wali labanese hi hai



nanana...lebanani,,yar woh tution wali

aik survey k mutaabiq labnaani larkian 22 saal ki umar tak laazmi shaadi kar laiti hain matalb tmhaari shaadi mein sirf 4 saal reh gaye hain

 

[Hyde]

Aap tou aisa hi kaho ge ap ko apni shaadi hti nhi dikh rhi na

Joke of the day

hahaha...yar woh tution wali labanese hi hai



nanana...lebanani,,yar woh tution wali

hahaha nice joke....well said


photo photo
Thanks in advance

 

[kugga]

Aap tou aisa hi kaho ge ap ko apni shaadi hti nhi dikh rhi na

Mere saath shaadi k liye koi larki tyaar hi nai hoti... pta nai kon maaney gi ya pta nai maaney gi hi nai

 

[BlackenTheSky]

phir settle honay ke baad shadi karne ki zarorat bhi kya hai? - phir paise kamane hain...phir aur kamane hain...phir burhape ke liye dawaiyan buy karni hain phir unhain khana bhi hai

28 is budha baba
marry before the age of 25....or your "to be" wife will marry someone else

Yaar yeh tau bas aik speculation hai..jab Allah ne likhi hai hojani hai.maye 28,27,26,25.....