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bilkul sahi farmaya aapne :lol: par apni umar ki maiyan dhondho naa......... ab larkiyoun ko to bakhsh do :lol: :rolleyes:

warna baad main shadi ke baad bari problem ho jaye gi ;) abhi aap ko pata nahi - shaadi ke baad pata chalay ga :rofl:

50 saal koi bari umer nhi yaar ager koi dil se dekhy to:P

jesy tu pic dekh ker dekhta hi reh gya:rofl::rofl:
 
50 saal koi bari umer nhi yaar ager koi dil se dekhy to:P

jesy tu pic dekh ker dekhta hi reh gya:rofl::rofl:

Dil ke saath aur bhi bohat kuch Jawan rakhna parta hai Imran Sahab. Dil is not enough :thinktank:

Agar aap kaho to koi widhwa (widow) aurat ya jis ki divorce ho chuki ho ya koi aisi aurat jis ki abhi tak shaadi nahi hoe ho (jaise school teachers ke saath normally hota hai ke late shadi hoti hai).......... agar aap kaho to kisi aunty se aap ke rishte ki baat chalaon ;)
 
Dil ke saath aur bhi bohat kuch Jawan rakhna parta hai Imran Sahab. Dil is not enough :thinktank:

Agar aap kaho to koi widhwa (widow) aurat ya jis ki divorce ho chuki ho ya koi aisi aurat jis ki abhi tak shaadi nahi hoe ho (jaise school teachers ke saath normally hota hai ke late shadi hoti hai).......... agar aap kaho to kisi aunty se aap ke rishte ki baat chalaon ;)

wo apny liye rakh lena ager main ne yahan tery or mery pic laga ker sath main pool attach ker diya to din ko tary nazer a jay gay. zaki uncle:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
wo apny liye rakh lena ager main ne yahan tery or mery pic laga ker sath main pool attach ker diya to din ko tary nazer a jay gay. zaki uncle:rofl::rofl::rofl:

bilkul......... main to kehta hon ke log meri tasweer dekh kar qasmain khaya karain ge :lol: - kinna sohna munda hai - us munday ki qassam :lol: aap ki tasweer per bhi zaror qasmain khayen ge lakin Auzbillah parh kar :rofl:

waise aik website hai hotornot.com wahan per apni pic daali hoe hai aur rating main mujhe 10 out of 10 mil rahay hain so far. 9.9 is the maximum rating :rolleyes:

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To meri khoobsoorti ka aap yahin se andaza laga saktay hain :lol:
 
Dil ke saath aur bhi bohat kuch Jawan rakhna parta hai Imran Sahab. Dil is not enough :thinktank:

Agar aap kaho to koi widhwa (widow) aurat ya jis ki divorce ho chuki ho ya koi aisi aurat jis ki abhi tak shaadi nahi hoe ho (jaise school teachers ke saath normally hota hai ke late shadi hoti hai).......... agar aap kaho to kisi aunty se aap ke rishte ki baat chalaon ;)

toba toba ramdan mn k c batain kr rhy o ap log:P
 
bilkul......... main to kehta hon ke log meri tasweer dekh kar qasmain khaya karain ge :lol: - kinna sohna munda hai - us munday ki qassam :lol: aap ki tasweer per bhi zaror qasmain khayen ge lakin Auzbillah parh kar

waise aik website hai hotornot.com wahan per apni pic daali hoe hai aur rating main mujhe 10 out of 10 mil rahay hain so far. 9.9 is the maximum rating :rolleyes:



To meri khoobsoorti ka aap yahin se andaza laga saktay hain :lol:

hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhaaaaaaaaa mamoo hans hans ke main pagal ho chuka kasam se laga doon ga chalange mat ker:devil:

or ye kon rating ker raha hai andhy to nhi wo:rofl: mughy de link main sary office se rating kra ker deta hoon tughy:rofl::rofl:
 
oh nai jawani se mera muraad thaa ke paisa account balance aur sab kuch fit hona chahiye :P

You naughty boy........... ghalat hi sochte ho :lol:

pesa bank balance aik traf tu kehta hai 55 saal ka baba wo bhi gher shadi shuda ab soch le 40 saal tak kitna maal katha kiya ho ga?:rofl::rofl:
 
hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhaaaaaaaaa mamoo hans hans ke main pagal ho chuka kasam se laga doon ga chalange mat ker:devil:

or ye kon rating ker raha hai andhy to nhi wo:rofl: mughy de link main sary office se rating kra ker deta hoon tughy:rofl::rofl:

lol........... ok i send you the link in PM lakin us website ki aik khoobi yeh bhi hai ke woh pool main dobara voting cast karne ke liye tabhi daalta hai jab aap khud bhi rating detay rahay.

I will send you the link in PM anyway........... ab 10 out of 10 hi dena warna rahne dena :rofl: us website se bhi aik msg aaya thaa ke woh e-magazine of the week main meri photo lagane ke liye tayyar hain agar main unki requirements poori kar don to :P
 
lol........... ok i send you the link in PM lakin us website ki aik khoobi yeh bhi hai ke woh pool main dobara voting cast karne ke liye tabhi daalta hai jab aap khud bhi rating detay rahay.

I will send you the link in PM anyway........... ab 10 out of 10 hi dena warna rahne dena :rofl: us website se bhi aik msg aaya thaa ke woh e-magazine of the week main meri photo lagane ke liye tayyar hain agar main unki requirements poori kar don to :P

chal dikha main office main sab ko mail ker deta hoon ke is mundy ko 0-10 rating de do bhi sary jaldi se:woot: phir dekh or jitny dost hai yahoo msn per un bhi keh doon ga to kal yehi web site tum ko email bhegy gee ke app ka profile delete ker diya gya hai site ke liye nuksaan de tha :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
chal dikha main office main sab ko mail ker deta hoon ke is mundy ko 0-10 rating de do bhi sary jaldi se:woot: phir dekh or jitny dost hai yahoo msn per un bhi keh doon ga to kal yehi web site tum ko email bhegy gee ke app ka profile delete ker diya gya hai site ke liye nuksaan de tha :rofl::rofl::rofl:

naa bhai ............. tu mail kar bhi de lakin un logon se ghalti se 0 out of 10 ki bajaye 10 out of 10 dab jaana hai :lol: bas Allah ne chahray pe noor hi itna diya hai ke bas................ :P

kidding

don't share the link :) - just sent you to show you the proof :D
 
naa bhai ............. tu mail kar bhi de lakin un logon se ghalti se 0 out of 10 ki bajaye 10 out of 10 dab jaana hai :lol: bas Allah ne chahray pe noor hi itna diya hai ke bas................ :P

kidding

don't share the link :) - just sent you to show you the proof :D

un ko salary or bonus chayeee rating wo khay gay kiya ?:rofl: or haan bhi ye baat sach hai zaki hai bara smart kisi ne dekhna ho to mugh se rabta kary :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
pesa bank balance aik traf tu kehta hai 55 saal ka baba wo bhi gher shadi shuda ab soch le 40 saal tak kitna maal katha kiya ho ga?:rofl::rofl:

:woot::woot: yeh to maine socha hi nahi thaa :smokin:
haan bhai pasa bolta hai aajkal ke zamane main agar bank main balance ho aur paise ka khoob weight ho to aap ko har balance aur weight ki lakri mil sakti hai :P

Chalo bhai aaj se aap meray baray bhai ho :P - ab apni jayedad se mera hissa mujhe de do :rofl:
 

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