Proposed to my urdu teacher infront of the whole class—— bish went nuts.
Stuffed corn into 12 car silencers (all belonged to school’s teachers).
Barged into principals office and went absolutely nuts - ballistic at them arseholes.
Scared the shyt outta univ chicks .. using a midget — (yeah lol).
Caught a couple (boy being an outsider) in university... drank his bottle,took his sunglasses.. his bike keys...
Told a teacher (male) to go fuk himself and worse... last day of school.
Scared the crap outta neighbour.. who though robbers had broke into his house.
Kicked doors in with AKs in hand... n a lil worse.
Acted drunk during entire class (college) .. with teacher threatening me to take me to hospital and whatnot.
Shirtless in college Assembly.
Went into girls room.. was a dare- got caught by prof.
Got caught by cops with some “contraband”.. taken to PS.. and got out without a single fk given or FIR.
Make cops look like massive C’s in Islamabad... they searched the entire vehicle while i had something right in my hands under the jacket i was holding.
Dated 2 chicks at the same concert.
Alot of other messed up shyt .. i ain’t proud of..
Just die bish.. you got no life.
You wish!
