Top Rajnikant Facts Published

[Naradmuni]

Top Rajnikant Facts Published​

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)

* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)

* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

* Rajnikant can divide by zero.

* Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,

there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.

* When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.

* Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”

* If you Google search “Rajnikant getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

* Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

* Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

· Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

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Friends, Any addition Stuff on Rajnikant is very much welcome. There is an old saying that, theres nothing that RajniCant do !!

 

[fsoul]

You know what this is utter useless thread in a pakistan defence forum site, grow up. I can bet nearly 90% of pakistani's doesn't even know who rajinkanth is. Starting a nonsense thread considered trolling too.

 

[dabong1]

I just googled "rajinkanth" and he seems to be an indian actor?

Could someone tell me the relevance of rajinkanth to the military......was he some general in the indian army.

 

[PlanetWarrior]

I just googled "rajinkanth" and he seems to be an indian actor?

Could someone tell me the relevance of rajinkanth to the military......was he some general in the indian army.

He was. But the Indian army removed him after he left his men behind and attacked and destroyed the enemy all on his own

 

[jha]

what the hell...what is this BS doing in defence forum...
you can do better than this buddy..

 

[fsoul]

He was. But the Indian army removed him after he left his men behind and attacked and destroyed the enemy all on his own

I'm from south and a hardcore Rajinikanth fan, dude don't make fun of an Indian actor in a pakistani forum cheap yar, do it in indian forum, will join in poking fun on him. Shame.

 

[PlanetWarrior]

I'm from south and a hardcore Rajinikanth fan, dude don't make fun of an Indian actor in a pakistani forum cheap yar, do it in indian forum, will join in poking fun on him. Shame.

I am from Delhi and enjoy Rajnikanth movies as well. The action is tops. These people don't even know who Rajnikanth is. Your are correct. We may as well not disclose our number 1 weapon to our neighbours

 

[graphican]

yes he is famous actor from the South of India. He is considered to be one of the most stylish actor of his times.

 

[su-47]

I just googled "rajinkanth" and he seems to be an indian actor?

Could someone tell me the relevance of rajinkanth to the military......was he some general in the indian army.

He is a tamil actor who acts in exaggerated movies. His movies contain impossible stunts like knocking 5 into the air at the same time, creating a whirlwind by twirling his feet and knocking down a bunch of thugs etc.

Basically he is the enemy of logic and common sense. For some reason, he has a huge fan following.

If this was a forum full of south Indians, this thread would have a lot of relevance, but in a Pakistani defence forum it is as out of place as a whale in a desert.

 

[PlanetWarrior]

He is a tamil actor who acts in exaggerated movies. His movies contain impossible stunts like knocking 5 into the air at the same time, creating a whirlwind by twirling his feet and knocking down a bunch of thugs etc.

Basically he is the enemy of logic and common sense. For some reason, he has a huge fan following.

If this was a forum full of south Indians, this thread would have a lot of relevance, but in a Pakistani defence forum it is as out of place as a whale in a desert.

Not just South Indian. My 78 year old Dhadi Ma in Delhi starts blushing like a school girl when a Rajnikanth movie is aired.

 

[Naradmuni]

I just googled "rajinkanth" and he seems to be an indian actor?

Could someone tell me the relevance of rajinkanth to the military......was he some general in the indian army.

OPPS NEVER KNEW, THAT THE MEMBERS AREA TOO NEEDS TO BE "MILLITARY".

 

[Naradmuni]

what the hell...what is this BS doing in defence forum...
you can do better than this buddy..

JHA DON, I GUARANTEE I WOULD COME UP WITH A BETTER THREAD ON LALU PRASAD YADAV, FOR YOUR CONVINIENCE.

 

[FreekiN]

Chuck freekin Norris

 

[moody]

Rajnikant is highest paid Indian actor. He recently charged Rs 30 crores for his lead role in "Sivaji- The Boss"

30 crore = 30, 00, 00, 000/-

In a felicitation of Mr Rajnikant, Amitabh Bachhan and Shahrukh khan both acknowledged that Rajni is best of all times.

 

[Naradmuni]

WHEN KING KHAN INTERVIEWED RAJNIKANT