The 8 Most Terrible Things About Americans

[VCheng]

 

[telugodu]

#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.

#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.

#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the most obese. Mexico is #2.

#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year – the most in the world.

#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.

#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do. Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.

#7 The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.

#8 The United States has the highest percentage of one person householdson the entire planet.

#9 The United States has the highest divorce rate in the world by a good margin.

#10 The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the world by far.

#11 There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.

#12 The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world.

#13 There are more “deaths by reptile” in America than anywhere else in the world.

#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.

#15 The United States produces more pornography than any other nation in the world.

#16 Americans take more prescription drugs than anyone else in the world.

#17 More is spent on prescription drug advertising in America than anywhere else in the world.

#18 The percentage of women taking antidepressants in America is higher than in any other country in the world.

#19 More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in America than anywhere else on earth.

#20 The United States has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire globe.

#21 There is more credit card debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#22 There is more mortgage debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#23 There is more student loan debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#24 The United States spends more money on government schools than any other nation on earth does.

#25 U.S. citizens spend more time in school than anyone else in the world. So why are so many of us dumb as a rock?

#26 Nobody in the world gets more plastic surgery done than Americans do.

#27 The United States leads the world in eating disorder deaths.

#28 According to nationmaster.com, the United States has the most total reported crimes in the world by far.

#29 Nobody has more airport security thugs groping women and childrenthan America does.

#30 The United States spends much more on health care as a percentage of GDP than any other nation on the face of the earth.

#31 The United States has the most complicated tax system on the entire planet.

#32 The United States has the most laws on the entire planet.

#33 The United States spends more on the military than the next 12 nations combined, and yet the Obama administration is considering plans to unilaterally slash the size of the U.S. nuclear arsenal by up to 80 percent.

#34 The United States has the most foreign military bases in the world by far.

#35 The United States exports more arms to other countries than anyone else in the world.

#36 Americans spend more time sitting in traffic than anyone else in the world.

#37 Americans spend more money on elections than anyone else does in the world by a very wide margin.

#38 Every single year, the United States has the largest trade deficit in the world by far.

#39 The U.S. government wastes more money than any other government on earth does.

#40 The United States has accumulated the biggest mountain of government debt in the history of the world

40 things on why americans are hated around the world!!!

 

[VCheng]

40 things on why americans are hated around the world!!!

Isn't it funny that according to this survey, guess which country most people want to move to?

The complete survey is here:

BBC News - Happy new year? The world's getting slowly more cheerful

 

[Jungibaaz]

hahaha... hear, hear!!

Hilarious list of traits. If it wasn't obvious enough already, not all Brits think like this, but some of the points are spot on.

This coming from the land of bad teeth, worse weather and Jimmy Savile?

Sir ji, please don't make fun of my beautiful nation.

They have a lot more to show for too.

 

[boomslang]

I cracked up reading this!!

Here's some more...

• They don't brush their teeth daily....

You have us confused with the English. I just watched 'Austin Powers...'....

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

You have us confused with the English. I just watched 'Austin Powers...'....

Did you lose your mofo?

 

[fallstuff]

1 - Similar To The French
Rude, loud, obnoxious, foul smelling, not British; Americans and French people are two of a kind. They independently invent similar food (French Fries and Freedom Fries, Pain Perdu and French Toast), neither have a monarchy, and both countries contain an Orleans.

Because of this, Americans and French people get on very well.



Read more: The 8 Most Terrible Things About Americans (as Written By A Rabidly British Person) | Cracked.com

Americans are one of the most freakishly clean people in the world.

There is a paranoia about BO !

 

[Juice]

Americans don't have an inferior sense of humor...they have a different sense of humor....Most of the world's humor can be categorized as 'wit'(many Americans do not know the word).....American humor can be categorized as 'DUH'(queue Patrick star's laugh)....thus we see knock-knock jokes...or why did the chicken cross the road?.....there are some moderately witty ones in the later type of joke...
Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?Ans:It will be a fowl proceeding.Sadly the joke is from 1890 and I'm not sure how many of today's Americans will understand it.

I know "wit". I went to the store wit my mudder. He forgot our moms dress us funny.

I wonder how many people talking about "American Humor" realize this is from an American humor site?

British humour (if it exists?) at its best..

It's American Humor....lol.