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New research reveals that learning Hindi or Sanskrit leads to brain damage
Published on November 16, 2014by
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Geneva: A new research study conducted on the activities of human brain as a part of the huge Human Brain Project has revealed startling results. They have established that of all the 6000 languages being used in the world, only Hindi and Sanskrit has the ability to damage the brain of people who try to learn it.
The research study gained big throttle among the non-Hindi and anti-Sanskrit speakers and they were found celebrating this as an event. People from south India were seen bursting crackers and distributing sweets. One such person who was overwhelmed with joy said, “This research finding is more significant than the discovery of Relativity and Wheel. This finding will let us do linguistic politics forever.”
Faking News correspondent spoke to Dr. John Claine, who was leading the team which conducted this groundbreaking research. He said, “When I visited India five years back, I met a lot of both Hindi and non-Hindi speakers. While Hindi speakers were claiming a myth that Hindi is the national language, non-Hindi speakers were recalcitrant to that idea. The non-Hindi speakers always protested that Hindi was being imposed on them. They were claiming that exposure to Hindi even made them forget their mother tongue. I was flabbergasted.”
He continued,
“I had researched on the evolution and sustenance of languages for thirty long years. And never had I come across an opinion that learning one language makes one human to forget another language. But, when I had a tour of south Indian schools, almost all of the school sans few government run schools had English as the medium of instruction. The people who told that exposure to Hindi was endangering their own language, never claimed that learning English would destroy their own language. That made me ponder over the danger that the Hindi language poses for human brain. I also felt that most of Indians have the same aversion to Sanskrit, but not to foreign languages like Arabic or German or French. This made me to conduct a research on the Hindi and Sanskrit language and how learning those two can impact the human brain.”
And then he revealed about how his research was conducted, “I was a part of Human brain project studying the linguistic and understanding portion of brain. I started concentrating on these two languages.We made a count of brain cells of people and split them into four groups – one who will learn Hindi, one who will learn Sanskrit, one who will learn German and one who will learn English. I was astounded when I saw the result of our two year long research study. The non-Hindi speakers were right. The ones who learnt German and English had their brain cells more than before but the ones who learnt Hindi or Sanskrit had their brain cells depleted four times than before. This reduction in brain cells might lead to their death in sixty or seventy years. This is dangerous to the human species. You are free to choose whether to make a language extinct or a species extinct.”
After reading about the research, a prominent Anti-Sanskrit protester, Rambabu, said, “Tell me any use of learning Sanskrit or Hindi? Maximum we can do is sit in India and earn only few thousands. But, English and German are necessary for our kids to survive outside India. See, if you go to Middle East, all of them know English. All Latin American countries, South East Asian countries and almost all parts of Africa speaks English. So learning English is necessary for winning bread and butter. Didn’t our forefathers worked as slaves learning English? Why can’t we follow them? Being a slave of a foreign language is so cool man! Also, this research throws light on how learning Hindi or Sanskrit can lead to brain damage.”
A person of Indian origin, working at NASA, replied to us, via e-mail, that, “Parents want their kids to use India for schools and colleges as it is very cheaper in India. Once, those kids graduate, they strive harder and spend all their money on post graduate courses in US, Canada, UK or Germany. It is more like gravitational slingshot to help their children earn more money. Then, their children will settle in those countries and so their lineage will have super brain due to reading those languages instead of Hindi or Sanskrit. This is very much quintessential for the survival of intelligent species.”
