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[WAQAS119]

Nailed It

 

[JonAsad]

 

[Cheetah786]

Muammar Gaddafi - Zenga Zenga Song -

 

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[Paan Singh]

POLITICS

Once, former president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with
the Children he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up.
Bush: what's your name?
John: john
Bush: what's your question?
John: sir I have three questions
1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO?
2) Where is Osama?
3) Why does America support Pakistan so much?

Bush: you are an intelligent student John... (Just then the bell for recess rang).
Oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over......


After the recess
Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?

Peter raises his hand
Bush: What's your name?
Peter: sir I have 5 questions.
1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO?
2) Where is Osama?
3) Why does America support Pakistan so much?
4) Why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time?
5) Where is JOHN?

This is Politics...!!!

 

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[Dalai Lama]

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[ARSENAL6]

ORD (Chicago O'Hare International Airport) Approach: "United 143 best forward speed to the marker, you are number one."

United 143 (male): "Roger, balls to the wall."

ORD Approach: "American 245, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared visual, at your best forward speed."

American 245 (female): "Well, I can't do balls to the wall, but I can go wide open."
-Radio silence-

And they say that Western Values respect women *sigh*
AT least Islam treats its women better !

 

[Roybot]