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Your dirty jokes here...I dare ya...
 
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Your dirty jokes here...I dare ya...

Hi,

She is going ot swallow it all without taking a breather. Deep throat all the way baby.

Santro---man you are so innocent----.:cheers:
 
Hi,

She is going ot swallow it all without taking a breather. Deep throat all the way baby.

Santro---man you are so innocent----.:cheers:

Quite the contrary.. I just wanted to remain.. clean.. :P
And since I recently went through a catheterization.. It just reminded me of it..F,ing thing hurt like hell.
 
1st Boy: Pados wali budhi lady jab bhi kahi shaadi hoti hai toh mere gaal kheench kar bolti hai "Ab teri baari hai",Lekin ab usne bolna chodd diya hai..
2nd boy:Kyun?
1st boy:Kyunki ab jab bhi kisi ki death hoti hai toh mai bhi uske gaal kheench kar bolta hun "Ab teri baari hai" :D
 
A man loved his wife dearly..and never looked at any other woman all his life.
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For more funny jokes,stay connected to this thread! :D
 
Urinary ...
Had an appendectomy.. and things got complicated.
 
Santa dialled the residence phone number of his physics teacher.
Teacher's wife:Hello
Santa:Hi mam,were is sir?
Teacher's wife:"He died last week"
Santa:OH!
Next day Santa called up again and asked about the teacher
Wife:I told you he died last week
Santa:Sorry
Next day Santa called up again and asked the same question
Wife:Oh god i told you he died last week,why are you calling again and again?
Santa:Sun kar accha lagta hai :D (I feel nice when i hear this) :D
 
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