Stupid and Funny from all over the world

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Rakhi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha.. Wo chilla chilla ke keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN ke liye....

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Lado Mat... Sabko milega...



Boss asked Banta to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.



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Banta bought two corner tickets:
A1 ............... A25


Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.



Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?


Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Funny Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

 

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Wen girl is 18 she's ready 2


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"VOTE"


(kabhi "DESH" ki bhi soch liya karo)
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Sher sherni Ko kiss karne laga, Sherni ne roka or idhr udr Dekne lagi

Sher: Kya hua SherniDek Rahi Hun Aas Pas Discovery channel WaleTo nahi hai



Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan



Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!



Ek Motey pet wala raste sey ja raha tha.
Kuch nat khat ladkiyon ney puccha" Lalaji, matkey ka kya bhav hai?"
Lala bola:"Nul key saath, 50 rupiya!"

 

[BlackenTheSky]

Ek Ladka phool lekar Ladki k pass gaya.



Ladki ne use KISS kar liya, W0 GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladkhi ne puckha Kya Hua?


Ladka: Guldasta lene ja rha hun...



dying granny was talking to her grand daughter: "I may die any moment so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock.

Wow said the granddaughter: Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it?

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Grandma replies: on 'Facebook'
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How did Newton Die?

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He died after watching South Indian Movies Coz, He Cudnt bear Rajnikant Breaking All D Law Of Physics which he made!


Teacher BAtaAo 80+90=?
Golu-100!
Teacher-No, 80+90=170.

Golu-Par sir bachpan se hamne suna he ki, "Akkad Bakkad Bambe Bo, 80-90 Purey 100"


RAJNIKANT is back again:

Once Rajnikant was arguing with his wife & in anger showin her his middle finger & ............ the Wife gets pregnant

 

[BlackenTheSky]

The 1st man who discovered milk, whoever he is, what d hell was he tryin to do wid the cow..?

 

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[JonAsad]

RAJNIKANT is back again:

Once Rajnikant was arguing with his wife & in anger showin her his middle finger & ............ the Wife gets pregnant

Another one,
There are no lesbians, only girls who have not met Rajnikant.

 

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[Zizou]

WTH ...... Is this really Faraz ???

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[JonAsad]

hahaha