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Arab news
Wife-on-wife ‘collision’ at Rafha College

By ARAB NEWS

Published: Dec 17, 2010 22:38 Updated: Dec 17, 2010 22:38

JEDDAH: An angry woman bust into Rafha College in Northern Border province to the astonishment of fellow teachers and students, Al-Jazirah newspaper reported on Thursday.

She then headed straight to a woman studying in the college and proceeded to give her a beat-down. The woman fled before the police arrived to learn that she and her victim shared the same husband. The motive for the attack is unknown, though it's probably not hard to imagine this to be a classic domestic dispute involving a shared husband.

© 2010 Arab News
 
i think why pakistanis dont fear hollywood and fear bollywood, the fear is because of 3rd class cheap production of india in an urdu language, urdu laguage is the thing which attracts bharti stuff in pakistan, have u ever imagined, any malay stuff or south indian stuff getting popularized..

hollywood movies makes sense, but no indian 3rd rate movies ever make sense except dance, cheap romantic scenes, cheap comedy etc

budget problem is with iranian industry too but have you ever watched brilliantly made creative iranian movies??? they dont cheat hollywood, they dont have a big name as boasted by indians about bollywood, no dance, mujra no cheap stuff but still wonderful..!!! world class

Sad but true ... when i last visited Pakistan couple of years ago, the negative effects of cable were quite visible in upcoming generation but it was mainly limited to illiterate and irresponsible families whereas when i look at indian channels and watch those kids on cheap reality shows ... when i look at the standard of new indian movies and drama serials ... it is very obvious that India's new generation is forgetting its culture and heritage and adopting shameless western attributes with open arms ....

While in Pakistan we are bring targeted by bombs and endless wars ... India is being attacked at the very root .... its mentality ... the ability to think and preserve their culture ....

If you think bollywood movies and indian channel is not good for your society than ban it and ban all pirated disc of bollywood movies just like you prevent children from A-grade movies.But not need to blame on any other country. we never told you to buy our movies ticket in your country. it is your fault.
 
Tom is in deep thoughts is sitting calm, very quiet.

Jerry his best friend asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?"

Tom: "Please don't ask."

Jerry: "I am your childhood friend. Talk to me."

Tom: "My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."

Jerry: "That's not possible."

Tom: "No, he did it."

Jerry "How's that possible?"

Tom: "He punctured my condoms!"



Guy:-Two times two is four,
Four plus five is nine.
I can put mine in yours but you cant put yours in mine.

Girl:-Two times two is four,
Four plus five is nine.
I know the lenght of urs but you will never know the depth of mine.


There r 4 ways to enjoy love
1) Hand in hand.
2) That in hand.
3) Hand in that.
4) That in that.
Now pls don't ask what is that...!


Gabbar was forcefully having his way with Basanti in a dark room.

Gabbar 'Bol Basanti, maza aya kya?' 'Kutte, light chalu kar, mein Basanti nahi, Mausi hu. Ab tu bol, tujhe maza aya kya?'


Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for *****ions but stops your biscuit from going soft!
 
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