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Maybe Rambo will have no trouble using weapons like these.
You, on the other hand, should just give up:
Try loading it into your album and copy the image code over instead of hot linking pictures from Tiexue.
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A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?” The mother replied “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.”
The little Indian boy then asked “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” “Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her”, she replied.
Next he asked “And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” “We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived”, the mother replies.
The mother then paused, looked at her son inquisitively and asked… “Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”
The little Indian boy then asked “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” “Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her”, she replied.
Next he asked “And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” “We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived”, the mother replies.
The mother then paused, looked at her son inquisitively and asked… “Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”
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Lucky 13, that’s just how many shocking comments this physician claimed his patients actually made while he was performing their colonoscopies. Enjoy! (Not referring to a colonoscopy that is…
“Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
“Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
“Can you hear me NOW?”
“Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
“You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
“Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
“You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
“Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
“Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
“You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
“God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
“Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.” (our favorite)
“Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
“Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
“Can you hear me NOW?”
“Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
“You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
“Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
“You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
“Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
“Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
“You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
“God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
“Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.” (our favorite)
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