Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[alibaz]

 

[WAQAS119]

Broad: Do I really look like a girl!
Umer Gul likes it

Umer Gul: Are you single Broad?????
Waqas likes it

Waqas: @Umer: you naughty boy!

 

[peacekeeper]

cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7mOzWQSnaQ&feature=player_embedded#!

 

[JonAsad]

 

[Super Falcon]

hahaha wel said

 

[marcos98]

 

[marcos98]

 

[Bhushan]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you…

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it… and have a nice day at work…

 

[Bhushan]

This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, “How much are your parrots?”
The salesman answers, “The first one is $1,000.”
“What does he know?”
“He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.”
“How about the second one?”
“The second parrot costs $5,000.”
“What does he know?”
“He knows 100,000 words and 10,000 sentences, is able to solve mathematical expressions, and create computer programs.”
“Then what is the price for the third one?, the buyer is wondering.”
“This one costs $20,000.”
“Really?!, wonders the exciting buyer. What does he know?”
“This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him ‘THEIR BOSS.’”

 

[compak]

 

[humanfirst]

Is there anything you won't find on Ebay anyway?

 

[Bas_tum_Pak]

What will happen after 15 Years ?

Think

 

[JonAsad]

 

[somebozo]

Matrix runs on windows xp.

Neo pays rent

Matrix waloo ke peet kharab hoo gaya

leave thankx if u like.

 

[no_name]

Simply Epic