Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[JonAsad]

i tried really hard but could not understand the joke- -

 

[Leader]

 

[ejaz007]

Sardar proposed a Girl......

Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........

Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,

Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

 

[Ir.Tab.]

i tried really hard but could not understand the joke- -

Russia finds horsemeat signs in sausages from Europe then this pic shows why!

 

[Leader]

i tried really hard but could not understand the joke- -

Its about supplying the horse meat to the british royal family.. a scandal has emerged where they have found horse DNA in their meat food.

i tried really hard but could not understand the joke- -

Its about supplying the horse meat to the british royal family.. a scandal has emerged where they have found horse DNA in their meat food.

 

[livingdead]

Its about supplying the horse meat to the british royal family.. a scandal has emerged where they have found horse DNA in their meat food.



Its about supplying the horse meat to the british royal family.. a scandal has emerged where they have found horse DNA in their meat food.

Its an europe wide scandal, they are finding horsemeat in many products in supermarkets. (Royal family must be having their own royal butchers.. lol)

 

[JonAsad]

Thanks guys- now i have noticed the other horse is a cow- -

 

[Mujahid]

Sharjah hi-tech toilet has doors that open automatically after 20 minutes

You could be caught with your pants down if you stay beyond the time limit

By Mazhar Farooqui, Deputy editor, XPRESS
Published: 22:06 February 27, 2013

SHARJAH: If you take too long in the loo, then this hi-tech unisex public toilet near the Sharjah Fruit and Vegetable Market isn’t the place for you. Whether you’re done with your business or not, after 20 minutes the toilet door will automatically fling open — for all to see.

To spare yourself the embarrassment of being caught with your pants down, an LED display located inside the toilet counts down your time in one-minute intervals.

After 18 and 19 minutes it even gives out a loud verbal warning which goes like this: “Your time to use the toilet has expired. Please leave, the door will open immediately.”

Tough luck if you’re still struggling.

 

[subanday]

Is this also something related to "POGO Dekho", could not understand the joke in it except for gum on nose of aunty

 

[Mujahid]

 

[KS]

 

[Mujahid]

 

[Luftwaffe]

Is this also something related to "POGO Dekho", could not understand the joke in it except for gum on nose of aunty

Yes POGO Dekho, hint condom. not aunty.

 

[Mujahid]

Can anyone see anything ???

 

[brahmastra]

^^^look downside of the bus.couple is doing sex if i'm not wrong.