Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Imran Khan]

 

[Jazzbot]

Raina's nephew speaks out

Suresh Raina's nephew has broken his silence. After being accused of having used his uncle's phone to tweet a controversial message taunting Pakistan for being kicked out of the World Cup, the little boy of seven confirmed that not only had he been unfairly set up by Raina, but that Uncle isn't stopping there. "He wants me to take the rap for another tweet he wants to write and quickly delete," said the hapless youngster. "It reads: 'Dhoni needs to give up the captaincy already and grow his hair back for the sake of Indian cricket.'

"Come to think of it, I might be willing to take the blame for this one," he added.

 

[Imran Khan]

 

[khanz]

 

[Jango]

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[HRK]

its not me i am 47 years old only

It was not meant to point at you sir......I don’t know why you think it otherwise.......

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[IndoCarib]

worst mod job in the history of carkind

 

[BronzePlaque]

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

[Luftwaffe]

Fighters vs. Airlift

A couple of A-10's are escorting a C-130 Hercules and their pilots were chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk fell to the subject of the relative merits of their respective aircraft with the fighter pilots holding that their planes were better because of their maneuverability, weaponry and the like.

The C-130 pilot replied "Yeh? Well I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about." Naturally, he was challenged to demonstrate. "Just watch," he tells them. The C-130 continues to fly straight and level, and after several minutes the Herk pilot returns to the air and says, "There! How was that?"

Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots say, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"

He replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee, then went in the back and took a p!$$."

 

[SQ8]

worst mod job in the history of carkind

Looks like a combination of this

With this

 

[khanz]

 

[khanz]