Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[chauvunist]

 

[Esc8781]

 

[chauvunist]

 

[Zabaniyah]

True story:

 

[Nitin Goyal]

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Bhairava]

 

[COLDHEARTED AVIATOR]

 

[COLDHEARTED AVIATOR]

 

[COLDHEARTED AVIATOR]

 

[Agni5000]

I did not get this??

 

[MastanKhan]

MK sahib you can't just leave that kind of a thing hanging at one line. Some details could always entertain and enthrall.

Hi,

Buddy---I can't do that----. If it ever leaks out----I would be in the shi-tter---. But I can assure you---all that is 110% true. I can only think and laugh at it----but I make sure that she is not around----otherwise----we got major issues.

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

I did not get this??

The sender makes a spelling mistake resulting in the recipient believing that her boyfriend is dead. After reading the recipient's response the sender realizes that a spelling mistake had occurred resulting in a prompt correction of the mistake. Thus, the recipient understands that her boyfriend cheated on her & whereas she previously believed him to have been killed, she sarcastically adds that she will kill him now.

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

[Jazzbot]