Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Manindra]

India eliminated Pakistan out of champion trophy without playing with Pakistan

This is not stupid or funny.

 

[Jango]

 

[Amaa'n]

 

[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=519728394749525

 

[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=271728479640062

 

[Amaa'n]

 

[Last Hope]

That moment when all your dreams break.

 

[dexter]

 

[hembo]

 

[hembo]

 

[Jango]

 

[xTra]

1.There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing.

On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.

Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!

The Japanese exclaimed, "What??... so expensive!"

There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!

 

[xTra]

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.

Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'

Teacher: What?

Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

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Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

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Sardar was sitting in beach.

American: r u relaxing??

Srd: I m Papu Singh

Another American: r u relaxing??

Srd: No I m Papu Singh.

Srdr left the place in anger. Then Srdr asks one American lying nearby, r u relaxing??

American: yes

Srdr gives a slap & says, all r searching 4u & u are lying here!!

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[Koovie]

hahahahhaahahahaha

 

[Soumitra]

INDIA is the first team
to reach semi final
[ beta man me laddu foota ]
.
.
.
.
PAKISTAN is the first
team to get out of the
tournament [ beta man me dusra
laddu foota]