Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Marshmallow]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

The Saudi King has agreed to permit women to drive - but only in specially equipped cars:

 

[Argus Panoptes]

@Aeronaut Sirjee this is dedicated to realists like me!

 

[Jango]

 

[Pulsar]

 

[air marshal]

 

[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151665964225661

 

[Jango]

 

[xTra]

First day with the hook

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.


The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook”? “Well”, replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.”



“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”? “A seagull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate.

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?,” the sailor asked incredulously. “Well,” said the pirate, “It was my first day with my hook”

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Drunken Irishman

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting,

"So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

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[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=162096913971074

 

[somebozo]

Hitler interviews Justin Bieber - YouTube

 

[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=162149090632523

 

[Leader]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=475376022548311

 

[air marshal]

 

[Zabaniyah]

The consequence of Internet addiction:

Please, think about it.

 

[Zabaniyah]