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Santa comes home one night, and his wife, Jeeto, throws her arms around his neck, I have great news, I am a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we cant tell anybody.
The next day, Jeeto receives a telephone call from PSEB (Punjab State Electricity Board) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
Am I speaking to Mrs. Santa?
Yes, speaking.
PSEB guy: Youre a month overdue, you know!
How do YOU know? stammers Jeeto.
Huh, Well, maam, its in our files! says the PSEB guy.
What are you saying? Its in your files, HOW?
Yes, we have a system of finding out whos overdue.
GOD !!!!!!, this is too much.
Madam, Im sorry, Im following orders, I have to inform you, that you are overdue.
I know that let me talk to my husband about this tonight, he will speak to your company tomorrow.
That night, she tells Santa about the call, and he mad as a bull, rushes to the PSEB office the next day morning.
Whats going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours? Angry Santa shouts.
Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at PSEB, its nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.
PAY you? and if I refuse?
Well, in that case, sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.
And what would my wife do then?: Santa asks.
I dont know. I guess, she would have to use a candle!!!
The next day, Jeeto receives a telephone call from PSEB (Punjab State Electricity Board) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
Am I speaking to Mrs. Santa?
Yes, speaking.
PSEB guy: Youre a month overdue, you know!
How do YOU know? stammers Jeeto.
Huh, Well, maam, its in our files! says the PSEB guy.
What are you saying? Its in your files, HOW?
Yes, we have a system of finding out whos overdue.
GOD !!!!!!, this is too much.
Madam, Im sorry, Im following orders, I have to inform you, that you are overdue.
I know that let me talk to my husband about this tonight, he will speak to your company tomorrow.
That night, she tells Santa about the call, and he mad as a bull, rushes to the PSEB office the next day morning.
Whats going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours? Angry Santa shouts.
Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at PSEB, its nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.
PAY you? and if I refuse?
Well, in that case, sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.
And what would my wife do then?: Santa asks.
I dont know. I guess, she would have to use a candle!!!
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Was he drunk or what??
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Very true!
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just put a turban on his head, change the flag to america's and make kiyani stand behind him.... perfect !!
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Simply Amazing.
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