Stop cracking pathan jokes

[Bratva]

Main toh apnay mulazimo ko bhi bhai jaise rak tha hun.

Ye bat @Pak-one ko na keh,,,, warna subha bhai bhai,, raat charpai wala scene na ho jaye

 

[Marwat Khan Lodhi]

Because we are smart ,,, and pashtoons should leave violence and gun culture and learn a bit or two from Martial race about how to rule smartly

Puranay zamay may talwar key zor par hakomat kia jata ta. The more brave and brawny you were, more were your chances of becoming ruler.....ajkal mamla ulatt hey.
With strong physique pakhtun is doing labour job and due to his bravery he is available for chokidaari jobs....but he is no longer having the power and social status that he used to earn during times of swords and horses......brain is power nowadays, not brawn.

 

[Bratva]

Puranay zamay may talwar key zor par hakomat kia jata ta. The more brave and brawny you were, more were your chances of becoming ruler.....ajkal mamla ulatt hey.
With strong physique pakhtun is doing labour job and due to his bravery he is available for chokidaari jobs....but he is no longer having the power and social status that he used to earn during times of swords and horses......brain is power nowadays, not brawn.

Bachaa Khaan ye baat kehtay kehtay maar gaya,,, par kisi nai uski suni hi nahi

 

[Marwat Khan Lodhi]

I have a real funny pathan joke, but i wont share it as Luffy bhai is whining on this thread

koi baat nahi Share kar lo , may ney tou khobsurat sa message members key sath share kia, apna opinion kisi pey tons tou nai sakta.

Bachaa Khaan ye baat kehtay kehtay maar gaya,,, par kisi nai uski suni hi nahi

Bacha khan tou aik ghadar hindu agent ta, uski kaun sunta?

 

[Icewolf]

koi baat nahi Share kar lo , may ney tou khobsurat sa message members key sath share kia, apna opinion kisi pey tons tou nai sakta.

What a irony!!!

 

[Bratva]

koi baat nahi Share kar lo , may ney tou khobsurat sa message members key sath share kia, apna opinion kisi pey tons tou nai sakta.



Bacha khan tou aik ghadar hindu agent ta, uski kaun sunta?

Monkey D Luffy jeasy Afghani,,,, but you are not monkey right?

 

[Marwat Khan Lodhi]

What a irony!!!

kamal he bhai

Monkey D Luffy jeasy Afghani,,,, but you are not monkey right?

I honourable and brave like a monkey !

 

[RazPaK]

@Pak-one thinks that when we Punjabis wake up in the morning we plan schemes to enslave pashtuns before breakfast(which for me is chanay chawal from my local guy. Ironically a pathan)

 

[Bratva]

kamal he bhai



I honourable and brave like a monkey !

AWWWWW,,,, You want to eat banana?

 

[Marwat Khan Lodhi]

AWWWWW,,,, You want to eat banana?

banana? I hunt lions and tigers and eat their meat...i am brave monkey, i am king of the jungle.

@Pak-one thinks that when we Punjabis wake up in the morning we plan schemes to enslave pashtuns before breakfast(which for me is chanay chawal from my local guy. Ironically a pathan)

Dhal chana nahi katay?
Waisey tumaray village may itnay saray pathans kyun hain?

 

[Leader]

Ok.


Aik pathan rooka howa ta saraq par. Apni khothi ko mar ra tha. Banda aya toh boltaa, Khan saab, kothi ko kyun mar rey ho?


Khan saab bolta, yeh kothi chalti ney hain.

Aadmi kehta, Khan saab meray pass yeh mirch hain na, yeh kohti ke peechay daalo toh yeh zaroor chalnay lag jai gi.


Khan saab nay kothi ki peechay mirch daal di, to kothi tezi se bhaag nay lag gaye.

Khan saab pareshan hokar ketaa, oy yeh to boht tez bhaag ri hain, isko main kasay pakrun?

Aadmi keta Khan saab, aap apnay peechay mirch daalo. Khan saab nay socha yeh zabardast idea hain.

Khan saab pir tezi sey bhagnay lagay. Jab mirch ka pura asr ho gaya, toh Khan saab kothi se bhi agay guzar gya.

yar yeh kia bongi thi...

 

[RazPaK]

yar yeh kia bongi thi...

kaka punjabi vich sunon da, teh baraa mazaa aunda.



Urdu'ch sunay ka naninsaafi kiti.

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

I do not approve of racist jokes infact when someone is telling these racial jokes I tend to change topic

The people of Kheber Pakhtoon and Balouchistan have my respect for choosing PTI and imran Khan

Meanwhile riggers in other places did their work with black heart ...


Salam ho Pathano per .. !!! Salam

Gherat wale loog hain , respectful kind people , its out culture (street culture) that abuses minorities , awareness is needed at national level

There is some serious "EDUCATION" needed to explain to children and adult on the effect of these racial jokes.

Good humor , I think never need to involve "race", you can be rightfully funny by telling jokes that are appropriate. I also see sometimes these jokes on National TV , but in reality the person should be fired for making such comments on Live TV

I was also very mad when Sharuk Khan disrespected Pakistani Pathan players in IPL related ceremony a few years back

Right now is the time in our history where people from Punjab or Sindh should be moving to borders of KP to challenge the baseless drone attacks now is not the time for baseless Jokes

The Pathan Jokes are more less same as group of white guys sitting and making fun of Blacks
and the reason for doing that is they feel , superior racially by picking on minorities

Its shameful , and quite sad that in Pakistan now in 2013 such culture exists

And some what even more shameful that such thread can stay active and is approved as normal behavior

Be responsible , be funny but with class

 

[angaradubai]

what about punjabi jokes? why do punjabis get offended when jokes are cracked about them? by punjabis I mean pakistani punjabis not sikhs

 

[livingdead]

what about punjabi jokes? why do punjabis get offended when jokes are cracked about them? by punjabis I mean pakistani punjabis not sikhs

give us an example... how are they different and which trait is targetted..