SMS Thread!!

[Rafael]

Hitler said:

There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar said:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na

 

[Rafael]

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha tha
to baat yahan tak pohanch gaye,
ab kehte ho ke geeta pe hath rakho

 

[Xeric]

1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh raha Tha PATHAN B Usey Dehaan Se Dekhne laga
Achanak 1 Tara Tuta

PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya:

"Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai"

 

[Xeric]

¤If ur fathr is a poor man..It's ur fate,but if ur fathr_in_law is a poor man..It's ur stupidity.

¤Evry man should marry..Aftr all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

¤Practice makes a man perfect..But nobody's perfect..So,why to practice.

¤Since light travels fastr than sound..People appear bright until u hear them speak.

Success is a relative term..It brings so many relatives.

¤Ur future depends on ur dreams..So go to sleep n drem

 

[Xeric]

Teacher:
Pappu dunya ke pehle insan kon tha
?

Pappu:Hazrat Aadam
.

Teacher:
Shabash, batao un ki Nationality kya thi
?

Pappu:
Pakistani
.

Teacher:
Woh kaise?

Pappu:
Unh ke pas ghar bhi nahin tha, kapre bhi nahin, aata bhi nahin, bijli bhi nahin,
Phir bhi woh zinda rahy.

 

[Xeric]

I accompanied my wife to a parlor when she went to get a haircut.

Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle quite nice, and I just asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.

"Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.

(Taken Back) "But my wife is here getting a haircut," I explained.

"Yes,I know!" she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."

 

[Xeric]

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

 

[Rafael]

2 pathan masjid mein namaz parhne aaye

1at pathan, chalo shukar hai namaz nai nikli..

2nd pathan, haan agar wozu ke chakker mein parhte to namaz nikal jaati

 

[Blossom]

LOl yar bus kero. We have some Pathans here.We're all friends here

 

[Rafael]

LOl yar bus kero. We have some Pathans here.We're all friends here

lol........We all know that these are just for fun .

I recieved some death threats though for that message regarding Arains

 

[Blossom]

Oye na kero
I didn't receive any btw.I was the starter though.

 

[Rafael]

^^^maybe because u didnt pointed directly, and I did the same.

 

[Blossom]

chal koi gal nai kaka.kuch nahi hoga

 

[Rafael]

lol...haha...btw I didnt mind when enigma posted jokes about sheikhs...


seems like arains are not tolerant at all

 

[Blossom]

chalo yeh ek aur khoobi pata chal gayi unki.