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Sardar: Aj main apni class di sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.
Friend:O kiwein?

Sardar: class Lagi c . . Main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita,

O teacher de nak te ja wajeya,

Oney Ghusey wich pucheya k ae kinnay keeta?

Main os kuri da naa Le litta

Phas gayi vichari.
 
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tarap tarap kar mar jayegi.!!!;)
 
If u fail in exam
Mom says 3 words
*ullu da patha*

Dad says 3 words
*hor khel bahr*

Lover says 3 words
how could u ?

Frnd says 3 words

bismilla tusi vi?
 
Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha, "zinda rahe to phir milenge" lekin apko milne ke baad, dil ne mehsoos kiya "milte rahe to zinda rahenge":)
 
Arz Kia He
Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Me Nhi ati

Wah Wah Wah

Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Me Nhi ati


girlFRIEND Moti Ho to Bahon
Me NhI ati.

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#### shadi k agly din bv ko mar raha tha. Lgon ny pcha q mar rhy ho
####: is ny mri chai main tawez milaya hai... BV roty wy wo tawez ni tea bag tha.
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####: 6 sal bad menu pata lagya k meri bivi Nahandyan hoyan dardi aa..

Friend:
Wo kaise?

####: Yar kal mein ghar gaya te Bv "Security Guard"
de nal nah.....
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Barish ki trah tujh pe barasti rahain khushyan


Hr boond teray dil se hr ik gham ko mita dy
 

Ek profesr khaali plate mai roti dubo kr kha rha tha.

Waiter : Ap ye kia kr rhe hain?

Prffsr: I am maths Teacher..

Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai.;-)

classic!
wesay professor/teacher log barray kanjoos makhi choos hotay hn...
 
:rofl::rofl:

sir ji aisa kapse sath ho chuka hai kya

nai bhai ... ye sms mujhay chhotay bhai ne bejha hy... he's 12 LMAO:rofl:

the girls he keeps checking out are pretty skinny though... now don't tell anyone or he'll get mad at me for leaking his secret!:no:
 

Pathan washroom main betha tha.
Samney likha tha
Paani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.


Pathan:
Bhethy bhethy hi 3 lottay pani pee gya
 
Pathan:
Ham 35 Behan Bhai hain.

Girl:Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly
nhi aye thy?

Pathan:Aye thy!
Ham sb Sipara parh rh thy Madrsa smhj
Kr wapas chaly gy
 
Wohi tafreeq ka aalam hy bad e marg bhi "saqi''..
Na Qabrein aik jaisi hein, Na Qatby aik jaisy hein.
 

Boy: Soot Acha Pehna Hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Make up b Acha kiya Hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Mehndi b Achi Lagai Hai
Girl: Thnx Brother
Boy: Soni Fir V Nai Lagdi Pai
 

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